Kiss on First Date?

[Narz]

Narz: No worries man. Just saying for clarity's sake.

Yeah, I figured we were cool like that.

Feel free to poke fun at some of the customs of my countrymen too if you like.

 

[classical_hero]

I would act like a gentleman. That is all you really need. Considering your age it would be better not to kiss on the first date and make her wait a bit and when you two are ready, give her, her last first kiss and make her cherish it.

 

[Shaihulud]

Depends on the kind of girls, although stolen kisses are the sweetest... I try to kiss as many girls as possible, be prepared with an excuse and act nonchalant if she takes exception. Some girls take extreme exception to it i was myself accused of molestation some months ago for that very act, if it was not for my quick wit and cool, i would be contemplating a few months of jail term. If you can't bear to stand rejectiontry caution, though i hear slow and steady wins the day, whatever

 

[Simon Darkshade]

I'm sure there are many female lurkers of this forum whose toes are curling and knees are going weak as they read your molten chocolate lyrics.

I think we've all got a lot to learn from you.

Eeew!!

Indeed. And that is that you should just say NO! to girl germs, and if they come close, employ means of keeping them away. They had something in the New Scientist about kissing spreading diseases, and above all else, it is gross.
Far better to avoid the whole situation and stay safe.

 

[IglooDame]

Eeew!!

Indeed. And that is that you should just say NO! to girl germs, and if they come close, employ means of keeping them away. They had something in the New Scientist about kissing spreading diseases, and above all else, it is gross.
Far better to avoid the whole situation and stay safe.

I.e. skip dating entirely and get married.

 

[Atlas14]

My first real date was with a girl whos father was some ex-high ranking marine, and we drove back to her house, so I was kinda scared about kissing her right then and there, so I didn't. I waited till the next date.

 

[Simon Darkshade]

No, that makes the ickiness detector go off the scales - that would involve having a girl actually live in the same house. No, there is no compromise, just like the War on Jazz.

 

[warpus]

I kiss on the first date, touch on the second date, and get slapped on the third date.

 

[Sidhe]

I kiss on the first date, touch on the second date, and get slapped on the third date.

In that case try hookers, they only slap you if you pay them extra, at least that's the word on the street

Another advantage is of course that you don't have to even have three dates before you get some action.

Disadvantage the thrill of the chase is gone, unless as I mentioned you want to pay extra.

 

[Syterion]

Of course. The kind of kiss depends on what kind of girl it is.

 

[classical_hero]

No, that makes the ickiness detector go off the scales - that would involve having a girl actually live in the same house. No, there is no compromise, just like the War on Jazz.

You're not gay are you?

 

[Simon Darkshade]

No, certainly not. Men?! That is just as bad. Yech.

 

[classical_hero]

i just said that to annoy you.

 

[Eran of Arcadia]

I have been on exactly one first date in my life. And we didn't kiss until several days after the third date (we saw each other a lot). It was my first kiss.

But if I ever start dating again, I would consider kissing on the first date if I felt there was real chemistry. No, who am I kidding, I am far too much of a coward. But I'd do it in principle.

 

[Simon Darkshade]

i just said that to annoy you.

How can I be annoyed? I feasted mightily off roast meats, viewed a battleship documentary, listened to fine Wagner and metal, played a few games of 'shove, piggy, shove' and leapfrog with the pageboys before tying them up for the night, and am about to retire to a warmed bedchamber - I am in good humour!

 

[Eran of Arcadia]

What exactly do you do with your pageboys, since you don't want to exchange bodily fluids with them or anything else unhygenic? Just asking is all.

 

[JerichoHill]

So, just seeing what people would do.

Okay, you just got done with a date (first date) with whoever you like. It's time to go home and you drop that person off at their house.

Would you give that person a kiss goodbye? I know it depends on what kind of kiss. So how bought a peck on the cheek or on the lips, that's it, nothing else.

What would you do?

By all means yes, if you are interested in seeing them again. If they don't oblige, well, there's your sign.

And you don't waste any more time

 

[Simon Darkshade]

That is between me, them, and the conditions of the court order.

 

[IglooDame]

How can I be annoyed? I feasted mightily off roast meats, viewed a battleship documentary, listened to fine Wagner and metal, played a few games of 'shove, piggy, shove' and leapfrog with the pageboys before tying them up for the night, and am about to retire to a warmed bedchamber - I am in good humour!

Yeah, a good battleship documentary (one where they don't reuse the same bit of film over and over and over) does wonders for my mood, too. As does securing the household help.

 

[Simon Darkshade]

Household help?! No pageboys of mine actually ever work. Nor would they kiss a girl, especially on the first date.