Lol. And you guys wonder why they didn't put you in Entropa.
Anyone who didn't know the Entropa is a sartircal piece of artwork celebrating the czech presidency. Its funneh!
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Austria, a known opponent of atomic energy, is a green field dominated by nuclear power plant cooling towers;[7] vapour comes out of them at intervals
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Belgium is presented as a half-full box of half-eaten Praline chocolates
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Bulgaria is depicted by a series of connected "Turkish" squat toilets;[8] neon-like lights connect and illuminate them (later hidden with fabric)[9]
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Cyprus is jigsawed (cut) in half
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Czech Republic's own piece is an LED display, which flashes controversial quotations by Czech President Václav Klaus
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Denmark is built of Lego bricks, and some claim to see in the depiction a face reminiscent of the cartoon controversy,[10] though any resemblance has been denied by the artist[11]
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Estonia is presented with a hammer and sickle-styled power tools, the country has considered a ban on Communist symbols[12]
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Finland is depicted as a wooden floor and a male with a rifle lying down, imagining an elephant and a hippo.[13]
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France is draped in a "GRÈVE!" ("STRIKE!") banner[8]
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Germany is a series of interlocking autobahns, described as "somewhat resembling a swastika",[8][14][15] though that is not universally accepted;[16] some Czech military historians also suggest that the autobahns resemble the number "18", which some Neonazi groups use as code for A.H. initials.[17] Cars move along the roads.
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Greece is depicted as a forest that is entirely burned, possibly representing the 2007 Greek forest fires and the 2008 civil unrest in Greece.[18]
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Hungary features an Atomium made of its common agricultural products watermelons and Hungarian sausages, based on a floor of peppers
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Ireland is depicted as a brown bog with bagpipes protruding from Northern Ireland; the bagpipes play music every five minutes[citation needed]
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Italy is depicted as a football pitch[8] with several players who appear to be masturbating[15] with the footballs they each hold.
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Latvia is shown as covered with mountains, in contrast to its actual flat landscape
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Lithuania a series of dressed Manneken Pis-style figures urinating; the streams of urine are presented by a yellow lighting glass fibers
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Luxembourg is displayed as a gold nugget with "For Sale" tag[8]
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Malta is a tiny island with its prehistoric dwarf elephant as its only decoration; there's a magnifying glass in front of the elephant
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The Netherlands has disappeared under the sea with only several minarets still visible;[8] the piece is supposed to emit the singing of muezzins
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Poland has a piece with priests erecting the rainbow flag of the Gay rights movement, in the style of the U.S. Marines raising the Stars and Stripes at Iwo Jima.[19]
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Portugal is shown as a wooden cutting board with three pieces of meat in the shape of its former colonies of Brazil, Angola, and Mozambique
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Romania is a Dracula-style theme park,[8] which is set up to blink and emit ghostly sounds at intervals.
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Slovakia is depicted as a Hungarian sausage (or a human body wrapped in Hungarian tricolor)
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Slovenia is shown as a rock engraved with the words first tourists came here 1213
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Spain is covered entirely in concrete,[20] with a concrete mixer situated in the northeast
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Sweden does not have an outline, but is represented as a large Ikea-style self-assembly furniture box, containing Gripen fighter planes[21] (as supplied to the Czech Air Force)
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The United Kingdom, known for its Euroscepticism and relative isolation from the Continent, is "included" as a missing piece (an empty space) at the top-left of the work[8]
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