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Leonel

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Oh jeez louis, are you serious?

There is no 'free' lemonade
In giving drink away, girls ignore rules of economics -- and sum up what's wrong with U.S.

This column is a true story -- every word of it. And I think it very appropriate to consider around the Fourth of July, Independence Day spirit.

Last week, I was in a car with my brother and his fiancee, driving through their upscale neighborhood on a hot summer day. At the corner, we all noticed three little girls sitting at a homemade lemonade stand.

We follow the same rules in our family, and one of them is: Always stop to buy lemonade from kids who are entrepreneurial enough to open up a little business.

My brother immediately pulled over to the side of the road and asked about the choices.

The three young girls -- under the watchful eye of a nanny, sitting on the grass with them -- explained that they had regular lemonade, raspberry lemonade, and small chocolate candy bars.

Then my brother asked how much each item cost.

"Oh, no," they replied in unison, "they're all free!"

I sat in the back seat in shock. Free? My brother questioned them again: "But you have to charge something? What should I pay for a lemonade? I'm really thirsty!"

His fiancee smiled and commented, "Isn't that cute. They have the spirit of giving."

That really set me off, as my regular readers can imagine.

"No!" I exclaimed from the back seat. "That's not the spirit of giving. You can only really give when you give something you own. They're giving away their parents' things -- the lemonade, cups, candy. It's not theirs to give."

I pushed the button to roll down the window and stuck my head out to set them straight.

"You must charge something for the lemonade," I explained. "That's the whole point of a lemonade stand. You figure out your costs -- how much the lemonade costs, and the cups -- and then you charge a little more than what it costs you, so you can make money. Then you can buy more stuff, and make more lemonade, and sell it and make more money."

I was confident I had explained it clearly. Until my brother, breaking the tension, ordered a raspberry lemonade. As they handed it to him, he again asked: "So how much is it?"

And the girls once again replied: "It's free!" And the nanny looked on contentedly.

No wonder America is getting it all wrong when it comes to government, and taxes, and policy. We all act as if the "lemonade" or benefits we're "giving away" is free.

And so the voters demand more -- more subsidies for mortgages, more bailouts, more loan modification and longer periods of unemployment benefits.

They're all very nice. But these things aren't free.

The government only gets the money to pay these benefits by raising taxes, meaning taxpayers pay for the "free lemonade." Or by printing money -- which is essentially a tax on savings, since printing more money devalues the wealth we hold in dollars.

If we can't teach our kids the basics of running a lemonade stand, how can we ever teach Congress the basics of economics?

Or maybe it's the other way around: The kids are learning from the society around them. No one has ever taught them there's no free lunch -- and all they see is "free," not the result of hard work, and saving, and scrimping.

If that's what America's children think -- that there's a free lunch waiting -- then our country has larger problems ahead. The Declaration of Independence promised "life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness." It didn't promise anything free. Something to think about this July 4th holiday weekend.

And that's the Savage Truth!
http://www.suntimes.com/business/savage/2464546,CST-NWS-savage05.savagearticle

Really, railing against a free lemonade stand as an attack on America?
 
those girls are clearly unAmerican.

And that's the Savage Truth!
I get it, this whole thing was a troll to set up that line. :pat:
 
Sounds exactly like a Steven Colbert parody. Hard to believe someone would actually think like this.
 
Always stop to buy lemonade from kids who are entrepreneurial enough to open up a little business.
Why is this guy distorting the market by making such reckless purchase decisions? He is unnecessarily giving his money away and teaching kids the wrong lesson - that running a business and getting customers is easy. What an unAmerican moron.
 
Those little communist hags. He should have overturned their stand and beaten them right there and then.
 
If this person is serious I think theres more important things to worry about than free lemonade
 
It seems there's been a severe recurrence of Red Fever in recent years. Symptoms include hallucinations of Communist subversion in the most trivial of things.
 
It seems there's been a severe recurrence of Red Fever in recent years. Symptoms include hallucinations of Communist subversion in the most trivial of things.

Is there any treatment.
 
Haha, this is the best Onion article ever! :lol:




Oh wait...
 
Is there any treatment.

Unfortunately, the causes of Red Fever are very little understood. While there are many theories ranging from paranoid isolationism to overt association fallacy, I'm afraid there is no cure nor treatment for this affliction that affects nearly half of the United States. In the case of Ms Savage, I would categorize her as Stage 4 Red Fever. For a comparison, Senator McCarthy of the McCarthy Trials had Stage 3 Red Fever.

All we can do is pray and give it time. I've seen people in the tightest grips of Red Fever become normal and well adjusted members of society in years and there are promising treatments being developed so there's always hope.
 
She makes the right point, but blames the wrong people; who are these parents that are giving their children lemonade and candy to just give away? That ruins the spirit of the lemonade stand... the whole point is to have kids feel like they're accomplishing something and to reward them for being "entrepreneurial."

I suppose if you've got enough money to hire a nanny, you've got more important things to do than raise your kids right. :crazyeye:
 
Michael Savage said:
"No!" I exclaimed from the back seat. "That's not the spirit of giving. You can only really give when you give something you own. They're giving away their parents' things -- the lemonade, cups, candy. It's not theirs to give."

So lemonade stands can't teach kids the concept of overhead? Sucks for being a life lesson, then.
 
She makes the right point, but blames the wrong people; who are these parents that are giving their children lemonade and candy to just give away? That ruins the spirit of the lemonade stand... the whole point is to have kids feel like they're accomplishing something and to reward them for being "entrepreneurial."
Being nice isn't "accomplishing something"? You're putting smiles on people's faces on a hot day. God forbid people actually do nice things for each other without expecting cash for it. :eek:
 
I guess I should give people who come to visit me a bill for coffee, snacks and free meals I give them.
 
What an idiot. The point of the saying "there's no such thing as a free lunch" doesn't mean that there's no such thing as a lunch that doesn't cost any money, because obviously there is. That doesn't mean it's free; everyone expects something (even if it's just "thank you").

If someone just walked up to the lemonade stand with an expressionless face, wordlessly took a lemonade, and walked off, you can bet the little girls would feel like they hadn't received what was expected.
 
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