jalapeno_dude
AKA Panda Judo Eel
WARNING: EVERYTHING AFTER THIS POINT IS NOW NON-CANON. PROCEED AT YOUR OWN RISK!
From: The Citadel of Knowledge
To: The World
Many centuries ago, the world entered a new stage of development, as tribes everywhere joined together into civilizations. The time has now come for another change. The foolish, bloodthirsty, and destructive wars between nations, driven onward by a small upper class at the expense of the common people, have gone on far too long. As such, the Citadel is declaring an end to all war. We will institute a single, world-spanning government, in which all may live in peace and prosperity. We urge all nations and all peoples to join peacefully, and we expect there will be little resistance. We are, however, prepared to use force to pacify unwilling states, for the sake of eternal peace. And we have the power to back it up. We await your replies.
OOC: Yes, this is IC. Cue Iggy...
On that note:It's an even better time than you may suspect...
From: The Citadel of Knowledge
To: The World
Many centuries ago, the world entered a new stage of development, as tribes everywhere joined together into civilizations. The time has now come for another change. The foolish, bloodthirsty, and destructive wars between nations, driven onward by a small upper class at the expense of the common people, have gone on far too long. As such, the Citadel is declaring an end to all war. We will institute a single, world-spanning government, in which all may live in peace and prosperity. We urge all nations and all peoples to join peacefully, and we expect there will be little resistance. We are, however, prepared to use force to pacify unwilling states, for the sake of eternal peace. And we have the power to back it up. We await your replies.
OOC: Yes, this is IC. Cue Iggy...