A widely circulated pamphlet in the German States:
Necessity compelled this pamphlet to be written in secrecy; the necessity of a Tyrant Emperor ruling his fellow man and his fellow Monarchs like that of God and exercising his power without conscience or common sense.
When we are exposed to miseries by a Monarch, which we might expect in a country without a Monarch, the calamity of the people is great; for we must reflect that we furnish the means by which we suffer. We are reminded that Monarchs in there best form and Monarchs in there worst forms create distinction. The first a patron, the second a punisher. Punishers, like dress, are the badges of lost innocence; the palaces of Punishers are built upon the bowers of Paradise. But we ask ourselves how do we know a Patron from a Punisher in the experience of this humble author he only knows of two examples. But two the reader might ask, only two does the author have any degree of experience around.
One is the paragon of the Patron, the truest man of virtue, the stoutest of hearts and noblest of Monarchs. The other hides behind a smokescreen obscuring his true visage behind a guise of a Patron which the careful reader will be able to discern to be a false mask and to see him as the Punisher he is.
The Patron is His Majesty Wilhelm II, King of Prussia and Prince of Hohenzollern. All Germans know of him, his qualities are impeccable, his rule enlightened, his nation prosperous, his people content and his justice true. No argument need be tendered by this humble author about these for every true German knows this to be true.
The Punisher the inscrutable Devil in man’s guise, the false Monarch, the Betrayer of Man and the affront before God, Napoleon V; hopefully the last of his Peasant Dynasty to bestride the world. His qualities are readily apparent from his own words, “France will now force the German people to submit before their true master” he says does not your pride in your Brother Germans burn at this. But again he presses against all Germans sensibilities “unless the Germans wish to admit their mistakes”, WE tell you Napoleon that the only mistake WE the people made was not defeating your deranged Ancestor the First Peasant Emperor. He threatens not just our men but our wives’ and children, “we can simply starve you into submission.” WELL we shall see for the Germans will not give a step of Germany to your EVIL, your arrogance or your benighted people.
We Submit to the people a most important CHOICE to survive the Hordes of Frogs or to Bow Before their Peasant Emperor who threatens us all so. This CHOICE for Survival is not difficult all we must do is put all our TRUST in the House of Hohenzollern, in Wilhelm II. We must trust in his steady hands to lead all Germans from the formerly occupied Rhineland, to the Occupied Tyrol of Austria to the streets of Berlin to the pure Mountains of Bavaria. We propose a Union of German states with Wilhelm as Emperor of the Germans a title the French took from us. FOR A GERMAN UNION.
OOC: I thought a pamphlet format would be better than a standard story.