skadistic
Caomhanach
Its in the character map and there is an ascii key.
http://www.irongeek.com/alt-numpad-ascii-key-combos-and-chart.html
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Male Escort?
- Thread starter Abaddon
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Its in the character map and there is an ascii key.
http://www.irongeek.com/alt-numpad-ascii-key-combos-and-chart.html
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Abaddon
Deity
Or just above the 3 on a proper keyboard 
An yes, some women will pay to watch you yank your chain...
An yes, some women will pay to watch you yank your chain...
Masquerouge
Deity
Eukaryote
Deity
I'd love to be a "male escort" but I wouldn't like to be a prostitute because then I'd have to have sex with really ugly women. An "escort" is somebody who pretends to be the women's date.
Anyway, here's my 13 step method to being a male escort:
1. Make sure your belt and shoes match.
2. Keep your fingernails short, clean and neat.
3. Keep your teeth clean and white and your breath fresh.
4. Dress properly for the occasin. Know if the place your going to demands a tux, suit, or maybe just a polo shirt with jeans.
5. Wash your entire body in the shower over three times before a "gig." And always use deoderant.
6. Remove any acne.
7. Trim/Remove any hair that isn't on your head, and all nose and ear hair.
8. Keep your shoes, feet and socks clean. NO FOOT ODOUR!
9. Use a good colonge.
10. Make sure you can carry on an interesting conversation without awkward silences.
11. Walk like a man. Stand up straight, head up high, and shoulders back.
12. Open all doors for your client like a gentleman.
13. Have a good "cover story," for how you two met, why you like her, what your job is, etc.
Anyway, here's my 13 step method to being a male escort:
1. Make sure your belt and shoes match.
2. Keep your fingernails short, clean and neat.
3. Keep your teeth clean and white and your breath fresh.
4. Dress properly for the occasin. Know if the place your going to demands a tux, suit, or maybe just a polo shirt with jeans.
5. Wash your entire body in the shower over three times before a "gig." And always use deoderant.
6. Remove any acne.
7. Trim/Remove any hair that isn't on your head, and all nose and ear hair.
8. Keep your shoes, feet and socks clean. NO FOOT ODOUR!
9. Use a good colonge.
10. Make sure you can carry on an interesting conversation without awkward silences.
11. Walk like a man. Stand up straight, head up high, and shoulders back.
12. Open all doors for your client like a gentleman.
13. Have a good "cover story," for how you two met, why you like her, what your job is, etc.
Captain Planet
Environmentalist
gee that sorta sounds like what any guy should do anyways.
theres no point in becomming a male escort. the money is in stripping, do some steroids, run, look good, and strip and make tons of money. thats my plan atleast.
Stormrage
Ever Present Taskmaster
Actually, #12 is wrong. When going to a place neither of you have ever been, you go in first, then hold the door for her. Or atleast thats how proper gentlemen do it in the "dangerous" Balkans..
Abaddon
Deity
Well also, its pretty hard to open a push door open unless you have actually gone through it.. otherwise she will have to duck under your arm!
Berzerker
Deity
didn't you guys learn anything from Deuce Bigalow: American Gigolo
oh yeah, nobody but me saw it
oh yeah, nobody but me saw it
Narz
keeping it real
Yeah, pretty much.
I don't think I could get it up for at least 75% of the (female) population. Most people look bad enough with their clothes on.
Seriously??
Maybe it's just cause I'm a horny teenager who gets something everytime the car hits a bump, but I think I could do 95% of the population easy... I probably wouldn't enjoy most of them that mch, but seriously if I'm being paid hundreds an hour...
Narz
keeping it real
Including the obese, women in their 40's and 50's, one's with no butts, etc.
I'd probably do maybe 50-75% of college girls (at least once), maybe close to 100% for money, but I wouldn't want to be open to the general public.
So yeah, I'd be an escort for girls from 17-24.
Including the obese, women in their 40's and 50's, one's with no butts, etc.
I'd probably do maybe 50-75% of college girls (at least once), maybe close to 100% for money, but I wouldn't want to be open to the general public.
So yeah, I'd be an escort for girls from 17-24.
Well, I'm excluding trailer-trash and others who obviously couldn't afford my services, and yeah if I were getting a few hundred an hour I could do any of those. I imagine most of my clients woud be wealthy widows in their 40s, 50s, 60s, 70s+, so I'm expecting old rather unatractive people. But I am guessing that they have good teeth, shower regularly, and aren't too horribly obese (The few I just wouldn't be able to do would be the horribly obese ones).
Narz
keeping it real
Remember though, they wouldn't just want the old in & out as fast as possible, closing your eyes and pretending she's someone else. They'd want their full hour of satisfaction. They'd want kisses and caresses and tenderness and all sorts of other kinky things and if you were grimacing the whole time they'd want to hurt you.
AL_DA_GREAT
amour absinthe révolution
There would be no market. A chick can go into a bar and ask guys "would you like a f"#¤" and she would get laid in 20 min maximum.
Eukaryote
Deity
They only don't do that because it would be too easy and boring.
Or because they want someone with a llittle more class.
RedRalph
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this is probably not as much fuin as it sounds, after the initial thrill has worn off. Youre all picturing yourself up to the chestnuts in some Salam Hayek alike, but in reality thats not whats going to happen. you might get the odd cracker, but I bet thats a rarity
