Man arrested for sex with car wash vacuum

[Sharwood]

Now this is one strange fetish.

Link.

Man arrested for sex with car wash vacuum

Police say a man in the US has been arrested after receiving sexual favours from a vacuum at a car wash.

The Saginaw News reports a 29-year-old man was arrested last week near Detroit, Michigan.

Reports from the US say a police sergeant confirmed a resident called to report suspicious activity at the car wash.

An officer approached on foot and caught the man in the act with the vacuum.

The suspect is being held in a county jail.

"Sexual favours?" I don't think the vacuum consented. This has to be the strangest case of having sex with an inanimate object I've come across. And I once caught a guy having sex with a steel fence.

 

[LightFang]

Well, I'm sure the vacuum has something to say about this! How embarrassing for it!

 

[Bugfatty300]

Sucks for him.

ZING!

 

[RedRalph]

Sucks for him.

ZING!

Yeah he really blew it. He was taking the vacuum for a ride. I suppose it he was into "auto"erotic stuff as well.

 

[Narz]

I guess he wanted a date he could turn on anytime he wanted.

He should have known when to say when. If he was smart he could have made a clean getaway & washed his hands of the whole matter.

 

[Erik Mesoy]

Now this is one strange fetish.

I don't think it's a fetish. I think the man was doing it for the direct penile stimulation, not because he had a thing for car washes.

 

[Mise]

If I was caught having sex with a vacuum I'd claim that it raped me.

Either that or blame it for wearing provocative clothing, that was essentially an invitation to have sex with it. I mean, if a vacuum stands on the corner asking for 10p in exchange for a 5 minute "session", it can't really claim to be the victim, surely?

"More" seriously, why in god's name did he do it in a car wash?! Does he not have a vacuum at home?!

 

[Narz]

I don't think it's a fetish. I think the man was doing it for the direct penile stimulation, not because he had a thing for car washes.

It's a hard thing when you can't find a real woman. I guess he couldn't qualify for the snatch so he had to go with the clean and jerk

 

[Narz]

"More" seriously, why in god's name did he do it in a car wash?! Does he not have a vacuum at home?!

I guess his little lady around the house couldn't work him with professional strength.

 

[Erik Mesoy]

"More" seriously, why in god's name did he do it in a car wash?! Does he not have a vacuum at home?!

That may be dangerous. linky

"At least two of these injuries were caused by a Hoover Dustette, which has fan blades about 15 cm [6 in] from the inlet."

 

[Mise]

That may be dangerous. linky

"At least two of these injuries were caused by a Hoover Dustette, which has fan blades about 15 cm [6 in] from the inlet."

Dammit totse's blocked from work (understandably...)

But... ouch

 

[VX250]

Sent that sicko to the chair. UGH.

 

[Ziggy Stardust]

The song will never be the same again

Spoiler :

(Work and work)
Well, those cars never seem to stop coming
(Work and work)
Keep those rags and machines humming
(Work and work)
My fingers to the bone
(Work)
Can't wait till it's time to go home (?)

(Hey, get your car washed today)
Fill up and you don't have to pay
Come on and give us a play
(Do the wash, right away)

(The car wash)
Talkin' 'bout the car wash
Car wash, girl
Come on, ya'all, let's sing it with me
(Car wash)
Sing it with feelin', ya'all
(Car wash, girl)

Whoa whoa whoa whoa
(Car wash)
Never seem to stop comin'
What'd I say
Keep those rags and machines hummin'
(Car wash)
Let me tell you, it's always cool . . .

 

[Sharwood]

Sent that sicko to the chair. UGH.

Why? He'll only have sex with it too.

 

[Catharsis]

That may be dangerous. linky

"At least two of these injuries were caused by a Hoover Dustette, which has fan blades about 15 cm [6 in] from the inlet."

He'd have been Dyson with death! Hoover hell would do something stupid like that?

...and that's all I've got.

 

[Phlegmak]

Now this is one strange fetish.

Link.


"Sexual favours?" I don't think the vacuum consented. This has to be the strangest case of having sex with an inanimate object I've come across. And I once caught a guy having sex with a steel fence.

There was a case of a guy having sex with a bicycle. I don't know how.

 

[Ziggy Stardust]

Just remove the seat.

 

[Bugfatty300]

There was a case of a guy having sex with a bicycle. I don't know how.

Set the bike upside down. Turn the pedal until wheel is at significant speed. Insert member into chain and gears. Profit.

 

[aronnax]

I remenber reading about a guy who was in love with his car and climaxes into its exhaust pipe

 

[Elta]

It couldn't have been his idea....

It must have sucked him into it.