Early in the day, the Gray Matter dam has suddenly erupted tons of water as an explosion rocked the infrastructure. The Dam Operator was occupied with other things as he was found playing Duke Nukem Forever. When questioned on why he wasn't doing his job he exclaimed, "I was so engrossed in the storyline that I lost track of time."
The results of the flood have drowned many people and washed away many topics. A press conference is underway to determine how the dam will be locked up to prevent further flooding.
An organization calling itself COBRA claimed responsibility for the act. The administration has commented the group has become, "a ruthless terrorist organization", when compared to previous actions taken by such groups.
The results of the flood have drowned many people and washed away many topics. A press conference is underway to determine how the dam will be locked up to prevent further flooding.
An organization calling itself COBRA claimed responsibility for the act. The administration has commented the group has become, "a ruthless terrorist organization", when compared to previous actions taken by such groups.
