Modern day oil refining boils down to gasoline

[Mise]

It's really gotten that simple.

 

[bhsup]

Diesel is the new petrol.

 

[Light Cleric]

More constructive than the other two threads combined.

 

[Ziggy Stardust]

It was always that simple.

 

[Borachio]

Wot about paraffin?

This is all very fractionalist, if you ask me. Equal rights for distillates!

 

[Ziggy Stardust]

Why is gasoline a liquid?

 

[gay_Aleks]

Do you think that Brought to you by CFC could also expand to thread titles?

Because, my dear friends, it sure has been that simple as always.

 

[Ziggy Stardust]

It should. Submit it.

I was thinking of salt water for a parody, that would have been crap. This is not.

 

[madviking]

oil refining actually boils down to asphalt and paraffin

CMON

 

[Mise]

kiss MY asphalt

 

[bhsup]

Yeah? Well YOU can kiss my slurry seal!

 

[gay_Aleks]

Why don't we just be nice and civilised (also, boring) people, and instead mail each others asphalt so that the other party can kiss the said asphalt?

 

[ParkCungHee]

It's really that simple.

 

[gay_Aleks]

Syrup? What is this, Canada?

 

[bhsup]

Don't go saying stuff about our hat! That's our job.

 

[gay_Aleks]

If I immigrate to America, will I technically count as complaining American?

 

[Ziggy Stardust]

Your hat distracts from the fact you're swinging your willy at Europe.

 

[gay_Aleks]

Your hat distracts from the fact you're swinging your willy at Europe.

If the willy is UK, then I believe said willy will be cut short by September.

 

[ParkCungHee]

Your hat distracts from the fact you're swinging your willy at Europe.

Listen, none of us can control what Florida does. This sort of thing just happens, and you have to deal with it.

 

[Terxpahseyton]

Europe is too distracted by Putin's willy to notice anyway.
"OMG - look at the size of this thing!" - Europe