Mods Are Asleep - Post Badgers

and I don't believe that badgers are real. Never seen one, nor have I ever met someone who's seen one.

That is the same line of thought you use to disprove God. ;)
 
It tends to get lumped in with the other African countries.
Wales is next to England not in Africa. NOOB.

No, you guys got it all wrong.

Whales (and Wales) are lies invented by the liberal media elite to make us care about ocean conservation.

Canada is a creation of the Vermont tourism-industrial complex because nobody wants to go to Vermont--it's so tiny and unimpressive. But if they made up a massive country with its own quasi-American quasi-exotic political system and funny accents and all kinds of odd habits like putting gravy on french fries and maple syrup on everything else, then they could get Americans interested in going there to get their sweet cash money. Whenever you fly to Canada, you are actually just flying to Vermont. Going really far west to Vancouver or Calgary? They just fly you around in circles and then land you in Vermont. All the airlines are in on the scam. That's why every Canadian airport looks like Burlington International.

Real talk, man, real talk.
 
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Am I doing it right?
 
I'm not going to react to that, I'm not going to react to that, I'm not going to react to that. Instead:

A snake!! :run:
 
No, you guys got it all wrong.

Whales (and Wales) are lies invented by the liberal media elite to make us care about ocean conservation.

Canada is a creation of the Vermont tourism-industrial complex because nobody wants to go to Vermont--it's so tiny and unimpressive. But if they made up a massive country with its own quasi-American quasi-exotic political system and funny accents and all kinds of odd habits like putting gravy on french fries and maple syrup on everything else, then they could get Americans interested in going there to get their sweet cash money. Whenever you fly to Canada, you are actually just flying to Vermont. Going really far west to Vancouver or Calgary? They just fly you around in circles and then land you in Vermont. All the airlines are in on the scam. That's why every Canadian airport looks like Burlington International.

Real talk, man, real talk.

sorry I get my third-world countries mixed up sometimes :(
 
When I was a kid I thought the Welsh were some tiny religious or ethnic group, like the Amish. Turned out they actually had their own country.

I also thought that Great Britain, as a whole, was England and that Scotland was somewhere in Scandinavia.
 
I saw a fox once but still I'm not convinced that they exist. Probably it was just my imagination playing tricks on me again.
 
I saw a badger once. They ought to be saved. BRIAN BLESSED! said so.


Link to video.
 
If Scotland becomes part of Scandinavia, then the summer raiding-parties will have to search further afield for booty. You can see why they'd want to avoid that hassle.
 
Why, no. They wouldn't even need to sail in order to attack Northumbria.
 
Where's the fun in going raiding if you don't get to sail?
 
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