Multipolarity III - Game Thread

[GenMarshall]

Badly translated documentation of the reaction to the invasion by the Pope:

OOC:

Somewhere, across the Atlantic Ocean somewhere North of Oslo, I can hear the cries of "ARG!!!!"

Spoiler :

Sorry, but that's just from a reaction from it's overuse in DYOS in the past. AYB is... ...an overused meme for years now.

 

[Ailedhoo]

Although admittingly not pleased that his empire was not invited to the party, Emperor Magnus Flanagon of Man will respect the decision of the Papal States and reminds them that he will set his armies to aid His Holiness if the Pope decides to call.

In the mean time the Emperor wishes to send military observers to the conflict to see the tactics played out in order we might learn some new tactical tips in victory. It will also prove a chance to visit the Holy Lands by said military observers. Denel Flanagon, twin brother of Magnus, will lead said observation team. We will if possible connect to the armies of the Papal States and other allies of the Lord in the war against the Spammers.

In other news His Imperial Majesty will be making holiday to his holiday residence in Rhodes with his family, baring Denel for obvius reasons. Jack O'Neil, Magnus's father's father-in-law, will be making visit to talk about the possibility of a Manx space industry as set in link with the past Manx space industry and for O'Neil to try to convince Magnus on lowering down on the military build up in links with the over use of resources by the Imperium for war build up purposes that is set for purpose of security and prestige. Talks of the research in the chemical industry will also commence.

 

[Mathalamus]

In the mean time the Emperor wishes to send military observers to the conflict to see the tactics played out in order we might learn some new tactical tips in victory. It will also prove a chance to visit the Holy Lands by said military observers. Denel Flanagon, twin brother of Magnus, will lead said observation team. We will if possible connect to the armies of the Papal States and other allies of the Lord in the war against the Spammers.

if the papal state cannot, for some reason welcome the Observation team, we will. after all, it has to look good on TV

 

[Ailedhoo]

if the papal state cannot, for some reason welcome the Observation team, we will. after all, it has to look good on TV

The military officers that will be deployed as the observors are thankful. Observation teams are already on their way to observe. They will consist of 125 officals in total. May not be enough to cover the war but we are setting to watch than take part, hence the number has to be small enough to observe but large enough for eyes.

 

[NinjaCow64]

OOC:
Sorry, but that's just from a reaction from it's overuse in DYOS in the past. AYB is... ...an overused meme for years now.

OCC: I know but it worked so well.

IC:

It was removed after many nations complained, and rightly so. However that does not change the fact it was proposed, and that it clearly showed the Spammers Crusade to be adversarial to our interests. Not to mention, the making such a proposal in itself we said would be taken as a declaration of war. This fact remains irrespective of alterations made at the request of third parties.

Regardless, we still contest that the original idea, that attacking someone over proposed UN legislation, is a valid caucus belli. It's just wrong.

Funding is irrelevant to what we have said. The fact that you are continuing to attempt to shift the point onto other areas simply showcases the truth that subsists within our statements. It is fact, that the Spammer government has supported schism within the Catholic Church and promoted the Noidian cause within its territory, to deny this is to deny reality itself.

We deny this claim. If this means denying your own vision of the world then so be it.

Just to note, this doesn't mean that we are standing against Pious Catholics themselves. But are we standing against the current Pope, Paplitinus III? By the Vaults of Moderatoria, we do.

Emperor Andreas I has promised to the people of Syria that they will have full rights as Byzantine citizens, and be able to go about their lives with very little, if any, change. with that said, we are pushing through a number of laws to make their lives easier.

And by "easier" you mean less free. We call on all loyal Spammers to resist the Papal Alliance's Occupation and fight them at every turn!

In the mean time the Emperor wishes to send military observers to the conflict to see the tactics played out in order we might learn some new tactical tips in victory. It will also prove a chance to visit the Holy Lands by said military observers. Denel Flanagon, twin brother of Magnus, will lead said observation team. We will if possible connect to the armies of the Papal States and other allies of the Lord in the war against the Spammers.

You will see quite a show. You will witness the greatest victory that Spammer's Crusade have had in thousands of years.

Victory to the Spammer's Crusade!

May the Pope and all his minions spend their afterlife in Vault of Moderatoria!

Behead all who attack the Spammers' Crusade!!!

 

[Mathalamus]

And by "easier" you mean less free. We call on all loyal Spammers to resist the Papal Alliance's Occupation and fight them at every turn!

Nope. since the Emperor is not very capable of Administration, all he does is set some guidelines, and the Senate and Bureaucracy takes care fo the rest.

as such his guidelines for Roman Syria is: repeal any horribly unfair spammer laws, grant them appropriate representation in the Senate, at a ratio proportional to the population, and revitalize the economy there.

You will see quite a show. You will witness the greatest victory that Spammer's Crusade have had in thousands of years.

Victory to the Spammer's Crusade!

May the Pope and all his minions spend their afterlife in Vault of Moderatoria!

Behead all who attack the Spammers' Crusade!!!

you have 39 land divisions and 12 fleets. the Allies have 136 land divisions and 27 fleets, as of 2510.

you will lose. i'd offer you a nice retirement bonus, but i dont really want to piss off the pope with his WMD.

 

[NinjaCow64]

OCC: Tani, what is Indonesia's response to this latest attack? Do they honour the Defensive Pact?

Also, if I lose, can I form an NGO as Sam has done?

 

[Jehoshua]

OOC: "insert photo-op of Palpatine III inspecting the WMD facility here"

 

[Mathalamus]

oh, before i forget, do i need to do anything special to start a WMD project?

 

[Tani Coyote]

Yes you could, Ninja.

@ Mathalamus: You invest money into it. Simple enough.

Indonesia and Costa Rica are to announce their responses in the near future (after the actual combat rolls).

Kurdistan

President Cooper, now ally of the Spammers, here. We're seeing Adeni and Iraqi divisions on the border. We thought they were invading the Spammers but they're heading right for us.

Iran

President Taleghani here. We're seeing that over here too. Looks like Negan's making his move.

 

[Jehoshua]

ooc: Neganistic Opportunism it seems. Taking advantage of a righteous crusade to go after other targets.

 

[Mosher]

Coronation of Emperor Willem Killaldamanx van Rot II, and death of Charles van Rot I​

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It is said that in the early morning hours of April 1, 2510, our beloved Emperor of Britain and King of the Netherlands, Charles van Rot, perished of a brain hemorrhage. He was aged 67 years old, leaving behind his beautiful wife, Empress Alida van delvan Kopenhaven-Rot, and his three sons - Crown Prince Willem Killaldamanx delhetl't Koning being the heir apparent.

The Crown Prince will be crowned Emperor of all the Britains on April 2nd, and King of the Dutch on the 3rd. On the 4th, he will receive the remainder of his rightful titles. His beautiful wife, Aeiled der Eilanden-Rot will be crowned Empress of Britain and the Queen Consort. As Crown Prince Willem has not had any children yet, in the event of his death, Queen Consort Aeiled will be declared queen regnant and assume his duties. Crown Prince Willem is 26 years old.

 

[christos200]

Namibia, as an ally of both the Spammers and the Pope will stay netrual, althought it condems the invasion.

 

[Tani Coyote]

While I calculate the results of the impending butchering.

Client Processes

Guinea tries to client Madagascar – it fails.

Spammers client Canada (153 Spam)
-Iran (66 Spam)
- Kazakhstan (238 Spam)
- Kurdistan (26 Spam)

 

[Tani Coyote]

Levantine War

Battle of the Persian Gulf – 11 Aden and 2 Crusader vs. 4 Spammer and 1 Omani

9-2. Spammer and Omani fleet completely destroyed. 1 Crusader ship sunk.

Battle of the Mediterranean – 20 Byzantine and 5 Crusader vs. 8 Spammer

16-9. Spammer fleet wiped out. 2 Byzantine and 1 Crusader ship destroyed.

2 Papal divisions attack 1 Maltese Spammer division

1-1. The Maltese garrison is able to hold out, driving the Papacy from its shores. 7,000 civilians die regardless.

18 Adeni divisions versus 6 Omani divisions

15-3. The Omani army is wiped out, and Aden loses 1 army. Oman is conquered; some of its land is taken by Aden, but most is released as the Holy Republic of Oman.

50 Papal, 38 Byzantine, 20 Sinai divisions, and 1 Adeni and versus 38 Spammer divisions

85-24. The Spammer army is entirely wiped out barring the one army protecting Malta. 8 armies are killed, 4 Papal, 3 Crusader, and 1 Byzantine. Spammerstan loses 224,000 people, not counting soldiers.

Of 30 provinces, the Papacy takes 13, Byzantium 10, Sinai 6, and Aden 1.

 

[Jehoshua]

It appears divine providence has decreed a singular mercy, that exiled unto the land of its origin and humbled in all respects of temporal power and dominion, the Spammers Crusade which sought domination over the order of the world, may yet have the opportunity to repent of its sins, recant its error, and submit before the authority of God and of Christs vicar. For God wishes that all men be saved, and the leadership of the Spammers Crusade is no exception to the infinite benevolence of the Lord.

Submit therefore in clientage to the Papal States along Polish lines and in addition accede to our demand that you forfeit all utility and posession of armed forces and weapons, entrusting your protection to our forces and submitting all weapons unto our care so that your nation may forge forward on the path of absolute tranquility.

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OOC: In return for letting the Spammers Crusade continue to exist, The Papal States would require you accept the same agreement Poland and the Manx did, save the additional requirement that you disband your armies and navies, agree never to train any further military forces or construct weapons, and submit all WMD's you happen to posess to papal care.

 

[NinjaCow64]

It appears divine providence has decreed a singular mercy, that exiled unto the land of its origin and humbled in all respects of temporal power and dominion, the Spammers Crusade which sought domination over the order of the world, may yet have the opportunity to repent of its sins, recant its error, and submit before the authority of God and of Christs vicar. For God wishes that all men be saved, and the leadership of the Spammers Crusade is no exception to the infinite benevolence of the Lord.

Submit therefore in clientage to the Papal States along Polish lines and in addition accede to our demand that you forfeit all utility and posession of armed forces and weapons, entrusting your protection to our forces and submitting all weapons unto our care so that your nation may forge forward on the path of absolute tranquility.

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OOC: In return for letting the Spammers Crusade continue to exist, The Papal States would require you accept the same agreement Poland and the Manx did, save the additional requirement that you disband your armies and navies, agree never to train any further military forces or construct weapons, and submit all WMD's you happen to posess to papal care.

No.

Also, if you do not order your dogs to leave Spammer Territory, we will fire our WMDs upon you. The Parrot Project, headed by Mr Perfect, uses a genetically engineered viruses that are planted in warheads. They mutate all birds in a large area into parrotus horribleus. That species of bird likes to go into people's stomachs and turn them into Parrot Zombies. I've heard the process is quite painful.

Oh and they eat metal as well. Pretty much screws up industry.

So unless you want that to happen, leave the Spammer's Crusade alone. Or you will regret it...

OCC: I've learned from first hand experience not to become a vassal of Jeho.

 

[Mathalamus]

Emperor Andreas is very pleased with the performance of the army. he commanded various army units that pushed directly into Anatolia, and then Aleppo, where it was liberated from the Spammers Control.

only one army was destroyed, because they thought to storm Aleppo early onto the fight, thinking they would be able to secure a bridgehead. they were wrong, and was destroyed as a result. the Emperor then properly conducted a siege, assisted by Papal forces, and finally stormed the city after two months. it truly was a glorious Victory.

the Byzantine soldiers exercised restraint when Aleppo was liberated. Some Soldiers even took it upon themselves to begin some basic repairs to the damage they caused in the major city.

hmm. they rejected the vassalization demand. oh well.

 

[Jehoshua]

OCC: I've learned from first hand experience not to become a vassal of Jeho.

OOC: The Manx aren't doing too badly out of it... perpetuated existence is a great benefit for them!

 

[Patchy]

Well I don't blame him for rejecting the vassal offer, it looks about as fun as a broken leg so better just to start out from scratch after you get wiped out completely.