Quackers
The Frog
The UK price at launch is far, far too expensive. Even if I had the money I wouldn't pay so much for a games console. That isn't even factoring in the games purchases and Xbox Live Membership which is essential to getting the most out of the console.
I'll probably wait two or three years and get the slightly smaller, shinier and hopefully several hundred pounds cheaper model.
I'll probably wait two or three years and get the slightly smaller, shinier and hopefully several hundred pounds cheaper model.

What exactly would satisfy you at this point? The XB1 requires an internet connection, so don't buy it if you don't have the internet. How much more simple can it get? You want the PR guy to call you darling and sing you a song while he strokes your hair? Would that make it all better?