We're doing what we can! We only had 50-odd last year.
Because, after all, as Cristina Kirchner's own former vice-president, convicted embezzler, fraudster and bribe-taker Amado Boudou, stated yesterday, the economy
must be subordinated to party politics.
We'll also have a smaller harvest next year because this year we are planting less.
It's telling that businesses are simply
not open today, as I myself verified, simply because the government's Pavlovian response was to freeze all outgoing payments in foreign currency so nobody knows at what price to sell. We went from 215-1 last month, to 237 last Friday, a peak of over 280 today, and a ‘stable’ position at about 260.
The governor of Buenos Aires province has done his best to add to the confusion by telling a journalist that he doesn't know what his government does.
Also we do what we can to co-operate with international terrorism by receiving a plane that followed the curious Iran-Cuba-Venezuela route and carries actual members of the Islamic Revolutionary Guard Corps. Argentina tried to copy Russia by stating that they just happened to be people with the same name and same faces but the public uproar has resulted in the plane being grounded and the thirty alleged flight instructors/flight students being detained.
It was weird that the new intelligence chief, a Trump-level party hack and sycophant, said that he ‘guessed’ there wasn't anything wrong with letting them go. Since the man doesn't have the formal authority to order their release or have the case dismissed we are safe-ish: Kirchnerism is still covering up the murder of prosecutor Alberto Nisman, who was investigating the terror strikes in Buenos Aires in 1992 and 1994 in 2015 (the police themselves have already testified that they were ordered to leave the man's dwelling for reinforcements that were never sent).
Lima and other cities
are again on strike while the country
has its highest inflation since 1994. Castillo has disguised his ineptitude as inexperience disguised as freshness and outsiderness and thus he's averaged, so far, one ministerial change a week, as well as his own party kicking him out last week.
Of course this didn't stop a lot of Castillos and their friends from being given
government sinecures along the way, as well as a sister-in-law being mixed up in public works embezzlement schemes.
(Chile is also ruled by a group who parade their incompetence as well-intentioned unfamiliarity, and, just like Castillo facing Keiko Fujimori, Borić faced the Nazi Kast, so they really had a ridiculous choice)
In Ecuador, a couple of weeks of protests by indigenous grous have finished with over a dozen dead and the economy minister resigning, but
an actual peace deal has been made and signed with the government nonetheless. The curfew has been lifted. Maybe it helps that
the country's oil production continues to recover so there's more money to splash around.
In El Salvador, the self-proclaimed dictator of the country is now
putting into practice a total ban on abortion that means 50-year prison sentences for ‘murder of a relative’ being imposed on the poor who appear to suffer miscarriages or bad births without being allowed to submit evidence for the defence. Oh, well.
In Nicaragua the central government has used the police to
eject all remaining opposition mayors from office to further entrench its territorial power -at least one of the mayors remains missing. This comes on the back of the government expelling the Sisters of Charity,
accusing them of gunrunning and money laundering, as well as a full hundred other NGOs, and continuing to prosecute all former (attempted) presidential candidates for treason.
In Venezuela, figures of the local dictatorship, including the divinely-guided figurehead, continue to
uphold macho heterosexuality as a moral value and
explicitly stating homosexuality to be as bad as drug addiction, which is why, apparently, gay marriage is ruled out again.
I think that's enough depression for one Monday.
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