ELITEOFWARMAN8
King
If you have one, who would be the nicest person you ever met online? 

lots of 18/F/California people. They all seem so nice! And they give great fashion advice, always asking for what I'm wearing and describing what they are wearing.
Sorry, Farm Boy is good, too. (except that awful deceit regarding his hair)
Borachio is pretty good.
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MisterCooper
That was my first thought too.