None Shall Pass [Game Thread - Concluded]

[Visorslash]

"If you're dead, unless I specifically tell you otherwise, the only place you may discuss this game privately with others is in the Dead QuickTopic. You can say anything you wish in the thread, with the following caveats: (1) You cannot reveal information that is not already public, and (2) You cannot say anything to try and influence the living players. Feel free to make snarky comments, curse the name of the people who killed you, or that sort of thing. "

Re: Kennigit

He asks about abstain voters, votes jht for no reason then jumps on the dc wagon.

Talk to me Kennigit.

 

[Askthepizzaguy]

Vote: ATPG
what you were doing last night?

Vote for Askthepizzaguy, presumably to find cultists.

well.
After reading this ATPG-Visor mostly discussion, my vote will stay where it is, at least for now. Either Pizza is scum, or is fooling with us and making mess of our brains. Or both. Anyway, we should silence him
(btw, can dead players post in this game?)

After today's display, leaves vote there, still leaves open the possibility I am scum, and obviously, considers me the best vote.

Folks like Jarrema conclude I'm guilty responds with:

That are not my words. Do not put them into my mouth.

So why are you voting for the single most obvious townie in the game, Jar-Jarrema?

 

[Askthepizzaguy]

Jar-Jarrema is full of townie fail. ATPG = Townie is literally the easiest answer that ever happened in a game of this kind.

 

[Jarrema]

So why are you voting for the single most obvious townie in the game, Jar-Jarrema?

Because I do not think you are the single most obvious townie?

 

[Askthepizzaguy]

I forgot I'm supposed to be meat shielding.

Don't mind me. Back to being a gigantic red piece of sexy man flesh.

These tattoos go all the way down....

 

[Autolycus]

vote:askthepizzaguy

Walls of text that are seemingly random? Typical atpg

Attempts to provoke response from visorslash? Typical atpg

Double Posting? Not nearly classy enough for an atpg who isn't up to nefarious shenanigans.

Nefarious shenanigans that I'm not in on? Unacceptable.

 

[Askthepizzaguy]

Because I do not think you are the single most obvious townie?

Innocent townie is innocent indeed.

I really appreciate the compliment. People literally think I am capable of anything as scum.

See: Your own signature line. If you believe the hype, fine, keep your vote on the worst possible candidate. Gj,Ge.

 

[Arakhor]

Because I do not think you are the single most obvious townie?

You know, I have to agree. I am fairly terrible at these games, but ATPG is not coming across as townie to me. Vote: ATPG.

On a different note, Aragon and Legolas should probably meet up if they're both LotR town, like one might expect.

 

[Askthepizzaguy]

vote:askthepizzaguy

Walls of text that are seemingly random? Typical atpg

Attempts to provoke response from visorslash? Typical atpg

Double Posting? Not nearly classy enough for an atpg who isn't up to nefarious shenanigans.

Nefarious shenanigans that I'm not in on? Unacceptable.

Even more fail.

That's good though. Exposes who wants to be cult and who is not playing for town side pretty early.

Vigilantes should target Jar-Jar and Autolysis man tonight. likely innocent, yet still so not townie.

 

[Askthepizzaguy]

You know, I have to agree. I am fairly terrible at these games, but ATPG is not coming across as townie to me. Vote: ATPG.

On a different note, Aragon and Legolas should probably meet up if they're both LotR town, like one might expect.

Lord of the Rings person, also innocent but not acting like a townie.

 

[Askthepizzaguy]

Heh, I see the writing on the wall.

LOTR town votes for Pizza today, cultists easily hide within such a wagon.

Pizza is lynched today, flips townie, and not just an ordinary one at that.

Cultists off to a good start. LOTR town as well.

 

[Askthepizzaguy]

Star Wars town, do not expose yourselves. Let them do so. Punish them at your convenience.

 

[KingMorgan]

On a different note, Aragon and Legolas should probably meet up if they're both LotR town, like one might expect.

You seem to know a lot about it? Are you Leagolas? Or can you not spell Aragon right?

FoS.

 

[Askthepizzaguy]

Guys, if you want actual townies to win, doing the Star Wars - LOTR war right now is really dumb.

First of all, you're going to be flapping in the breeze as obvious LOTR people, and then Palp can waste you with dramatic ease.

KM, pushing Arakhor is not wise, even if he's obviously not playing to lynch cultists at the moment.

Aragorn, not Aragon.

Seriously, you guys are going to self destruct. You pile on me just to eliminate one SW townie and it won't be worth it, and it will start the whole town on town thing way too early.

Your funeral. If you really want Palpatine to own you fools, keep voting me.

 

[Arakhor]

I can spell Aragorn correctly (never forget your adverbs, folks!), but perhaps I was referring to the Iberian kingdom. Either that or it was a typo. What do you think?

 

[KingMorgan]

I guess Iberia, my apologies.
These are not the droids were looking for, move along

 

[Askthepizzaguy]

I can spell Aragorn correctly (never forget your adverbs, folks!), but perhaps I was referring to the Iberian kingdom. Either that or it was a typo. What do you think?

I think I'm an obvious Star Wars useful townie role, and you're voting for a Star Wars person based on opportunism alone, not cult-hunting.

It's such bad tactics this early.

You're obviously a LOTR person and an obvious townie at that, but unless you begin acting like one, I'm not going to bother hunting cultists. I'll just sit back and watch your side implode for one SW kill.

It will cause your side to lose the game. You better rethink it.

 

[SouthernKing]

The case against dcmort is weak, and by voting because of that we're grasping at straws, which I feel isn't the best idea this early in the game.

So vote: choxorn, what's your angle?

 

[Askthepizzaguy]

It's early yet but I don't think reason is going to work. The game design is working against me here.

Okay, on the premise I am lynched today, I do flip Star Wars townie, and role information yadda yadda yadda will claim it before I'm lynched if you want to change your minds, can't tell you much about it because hands are tied on that front.

However, there's still stuff I can do. It comes to my attention from a few sources that there are lost puppies trying to find their litter mates.

I already know who you guys are, one of you is wrong about my identity, but I know who you are, and the other guy, I know about you through a mutual friend.

Both of you are barking up the wrong tree. If you want to find your lost pals, then I offer myself as a conduit. Only through me can you achieve a power greater than that of an ordinary lost puppy. It'll be like Capo except this time I can be slain with relative ease today.

You risk nothing since I am already aware of you.

Plus, it's obvious the two kills that are happening are both vigilantes for their respective sides, so you couldn't be murdered by me even if I were guilty which I am so gag-inducingly obvious that I'm not.

Person looking for Boba Fett / Jango Fett to be reunited, I know about you.

Person who is their other half, contact me to be reunited.

Person who is looking for the other half of, probably, a member of Anakin's family, I obviously know about you, and you guessed wrong I'm not the guy.

But, if you want to tell me the person you need to find, I can say hello in public for you.

LOTR people I'm willing to toss you a bone too if you aren't going to all be stubbornly partisan. But none of you have made your lost sheep roles obvious to me.

Don't want to trust me fine, do this the next time a LOTR person gets lynched, trust that guy instead.

That should at least make it more difficult for the cults to steamroll this game.

 

[Askthepizzaguy]

Right, right, meat shield.

MEAT MEAT MEAT. And such.