NotW XXXVII - The Party [Game Thread]

But you're a cute bear-cub, come over here and let me tickle your tummy Boo-Boo.

WAIT! What if he's an wolf in bear's clothing?!
 
I see that goblin is attempting to out-repulse me. :mad:

I like the sound of the great childhood game the Beautiful Courtesan suggested, I don't believe I've played it before. Room for a fourth?
 
Tummy scratches? Do you think I am this guy?
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I'll take a rubber of [wiki]bridge[/wiki]. Or a bridge of rubber. Whatever.
 
I see that goblin is attempting to out-repulse me. :mad:

I like the sound of the great childhood game the Beautiful Courtesan suggested, I don't believe I've played it before. Room for a fourth?

Oh dear sir, would you like to out-repulse the goblin back in turn? Please await! I have just the products...

Wait, it's in my hat somewhere. Let me just look at it...what the hell is that handcannon doing there *throws it out the window*...no no that's not it *throws 7 feet long great sword out the window*....nah not this either *throws a table out the window*.... and what is this? *throws 7000 confetti around*. Ah here it is! Just the potion to do the job!

I don't really remember what the content of this fine little brew is. What is it called? Sodo...godo...gono....gonorrhea? Nah, can't remember. Here, hold it for a while.

What next....Ah! Here it is! geunine, 100% organic, real all purpose snake oil! Buy two bottles and get a third one free! No sir. it is not merely water that I added some food coloring and vegetable oil to. What would make you think of that?!

Hmm...no...this won't do.... Ah ha! Here it is! This would surely make anyone run away in fright!

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You don't frighten the bears. Where's father bear anyway?
 
I see that goblin is attempting to out-repulse me. :mad:

The Pretentious Goblin looks horrified.

A goblin? Here? How positively awful. Be sure to point the little blighter out, so I might give him a wide berth. As I said to Professor Bollingstone at our college dinner last month, 'Goblins are to be avoided: they are always vulgar and often convincing'.
 
Forget Risk. How about we play some M2TW and SS 6.3. I call England!!!!
 
Damns werewolf... Who throws a party when there are werewolfs a foot anyway?

Where is the mage? he was so excited about this party he kind of forced me to go with him and he knew there would be werewolves.
 
Oh, have we met before?

The Pretentious Goblin strokes his chin for a moment...

Ah! It was Major Alconbury's tournament, was it not? As I recall we had a jolly good rubber with Lady Cheeseworth and Reverend Bowles. Do you remember what I said as I made the last trick? 'One should always play fairly when one has the winning cards'. What larks!

Hmm... Mayhaps we could chance a quick game now... Anyone for Bridge?

I vote whist. I'm sure a fellow like you has a deck about him somewhere, there's a good chap.

Pfft, new money.
 
I'm right here. GRRARR.

How about a game of Civilization?
Sorry, Dad, but we don't have computers in fantasy settings. Grraorrr. And I couldn't use one anyway with these here paws and what with not being sentient.
 
I would propose we follow the whims of the most insane among us for as long as we can, maybe I'll get a turn at the dance in time. For now another must lead the tune and I'll follow and abstain.

And when I consider it Chutes and Ladders is indeed a fine game of chance and fate, just my style.
 
Me don't like freaks, me even more not like grotesque freaks, but Camikaze the Grotesque Freak is the most bad!

Only game I play is hop scotch, it fun!!
 
His religion is beary ugly!
 
Midday One

The Laughing King was rather quiet, not quite himself. Only Diamondeye the Beautiful Courtesan had managed to make him raise, (though it was just his eyebrows). Once again he signalled to the Jester, but the Colourful Jester seemed to have taken voluntary vow of silence. Annoyed, the King signalled to the very vocal Goblin. Winston Hughes made his way over to the King and listened to him very carefully. Everyone looked on and wondered what secrets were being revealed to the Pretentious One... The Goblin soon stood up and clear his throat.
"Ahem, The King has obvious has such fine taste and pronounced me to be his personal speaker. It is my first duty to inform you that the Game for this afternoon has been decided."

"The King enjoyed many of the suggestions even if he didn't understand them all. However, it is clear that Seon the Curious Mage's game called 'Golf' using Hamsters and crocodiles has peaked the kings interest the most. Though I must say myself, my dear Courtesan, if you want to play your game perhaps one on one? I would be very much obliged."​
The Courtesan shivered while the Mage looked most pleased. The Laughing King got up and offered the Mage a Cookie which disappeared into his mouth in a blink of an eye and not due to any magic either. The Goblin piped up once more and probably not for the last time.
"Could all the guests may their way outside while we find some crocodiles. Also please continue to keep an eye out for suspicious behaviour"​

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The person with the most accusations so far are: Autolycus and Camikaze with two each.
Day will end in roughly 24 hours because of thanksgiving holiday.
 
Are we allowed to vote for sprig? I mean, he keeps posting even after he's dead…
 
Yeah that is rather odd, *draws sword* Let's take off his head :D
 
Crocodiles? What foul manerth of monster is this?
 
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