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I just read this funny start to an EUIII AAR and I just HAD to share it
Episode 1- Abandon all Pope
Even since the earliest days of his life, Lois de Valois has always been aiming high. His second biggest dream, like of all the kids growing up at the time, has always been to become king (sadly, his parents disapproved of his greatest dream- becoming a bear trainer). Unlike most of the kids, however, Lois was born to one of the most prestigious royal houses in Europe, which made those dreams a tad easier. He didnt think twice when he had the opportunity to press the claim on one of his fathers titles, which rightfully belonged to him. So, with a little help from his friend, the Antipope, Lois II de Valois could finally fulfill his wish of reigning the greatest kingdom on the entire Italian Peninsula.
Unfortunately, he got Naples instead.