One is the loneliest number tune just keeps playing in my head over and over again. So I venture out to see who started this tune that wont stop. I go check with the other couples and they deny even knowing about it. They just look at me like Im lonely or something. They all cling together like saran wrap and just start getting into stuff that is for 18+ only so I leave as the two guys are getting into it and not finding that any fun though. That Cathy has got a hot bod but Vicky scares the crap out of me. Come on guys whats this some kind of orgy. (never have a camera when I need one) Are you sure Vicky is a woman cause I dont know but I didnt look too closely but I think shes one of those transformed guys like Roseanne Barr.
That Alex guy though looks at me funny though and well that certainly hastens my exit. Must be what I said in the forum earlier on. Just wait till we cut his empire off at the seams and see how that look changes.
Turn 1
Ok I see we are on prince as I wondered why there was no AI spawn like usual. Rome finishes worker start another warrior to accompany to the land of gold.
Judaism is founded. Settle the city of Cumae on spot. Hopefully culture (good ole Caesar is great for that) will get us that ivory soon.. Alex wont be happy though so we need an army soon. Hopefully Praets. Ok move our only warrior with worker since he will need protection in that land of fog. Of course Rome complains but another warrior only three turns away.
Turn 2
Alex converts to Judaism so it he that discovered it. That means at some point his culture will improve so we should take that into consideration.
Turn 3
Ok some afterthought. (my brain hurts need some bananas from those monkees)
Feel that moving worker all the way to gold is too far and easier just to build one at Antium. Move worker back to Rome and warrior to do some fog busting. Notice too that Alex is running around with chariots. I think he just likes those hunky guys that pilot them.
Turn 4
Ok we in trouble barbs are sending axes our way already. (ok this is prince but now already?) Good thing we started a chariot in Rome must be my Sith foresight.
Turn 5
We should think about sailing to connect Rome to Antium so it benefits from the gold and Antium could build chariots as I dont trust Alex when hes boxed in. He and Mansa had a spat so hes even in a fowler mood now.
Turn 6
Hey we so large its off the scale. (yep fox said the same thing so repeat, repeat. Damn the cds skipping again on that one is the loneliest number. DOH)
We discover writing for those cheap libraries and start on Iron working as planned.
Hey we may be lonely but we dont even register
..mmmmmmm
Turn 7
This where I decide to take a nap. Wake me when theres some action.
Turn 8
Rome finishes chariot start another to protect other cities just in case.
Turn 9
Cumae pops borders but as I suspected Alexs culture is too strong for us to take ivory as we are competing against his capitol. At least only way to our lands now is via galley so we keep that land for ourselves and let the couples dance on less land.
Turn 10
Vicky asks for OB but decline especially after the mental picture replays in my mind. I just want her to disappear very fast. Better to be alone than hooked up with that one.
Turn 11
Alex asks for OB too decline but we better watch him hes nasty when he gets boxed in.
Turn 12
We have one unhappy in Rome as we grew past our happy limit. Will whip the bugger when we can. Chop for mine finishes another chariot start a settler since we might want to finish settling near Cumae. (does that name remind you of anything) Worker start another mine since we need some miners to dress up the place.
Turn 13
Ok Cumae takes ivory from Alex so start monument there (two warriors garrisoned there now) to keep our culture strong since its a matter of time before Alex gets a religion in Athens. (Hes upset with the rabbi since they wont let him marry Mansa)
Turn 14
Now Cathy wants OB and decline. Trust me that was hard since I have a hard time saying no to that hot aristocrat. Can whip settler in Rome but needs 3 pop hold off until at 2 pop.
Turn 15
I moved our chariot out to head to Antium but a barb axe got him. Surprised since they supposed to be good against axes. Our other chariot took out a warrior so hes healing in a forest but watch him and dont let him become prey to that axe. Whip the settler for 2 pop since we have food galore in Rome. Next player can decide what to do with him. Worker in Antium will be done in 2 turns. As to tech path well IW is going to take a long time 20 turns at this point so putting a library next in Rome might help.
Getting a city in that other spot near Cumae will limit galleys from getting to our lands so I think we should go for that spot. Good thing this isnt monarch as we would be getting killed in maintenance already however it is affecting us so COL will be needed soon too.