To: The World
From: The Islamic Confederation
The Islamic Confederation is issuing this statement as a refutation of the blatant lies and political maneuvering of the Russian Federation. Their first charge is that of warmongering. This is obviously not the case. If one were to look at the facts, it is obvious who started and continued this war: the United States of America. They initiated the conflict in Timor; we asked them to leave, but they refused. They invaded Indonesia; we asked them to leave, but they refused. These actions were, in all intents and purposes, a declaration of war against Indonesia, the Islamic Confederation, and Allah Himself. Even when we decided to retaliate, we clearly gave them the chance to extricate themselves from Indonesia, and they refused. All of these actions point towards a want for peace, not one of war.
The second charge pressed against is that of specifically targeting civilians and civilian infrastructure in the process of conducting our war. In response to this, we must acquiesce that it is true. However, considering our position, you may realize that this is our only option when the other major powers of the world seem content to allow the United States of America to repeatedly overstep its boundaries. The Islamic Confederation faced, and still faces, an overwhelmingly superior and insatiably aggressive enemy. We cannot hope to win by conventional means, as these would simply lead to our defeat, and defeat means nothing but total destruction, as shown by the United States of America's treatment of Indonesia.
Therefore, the Islamic Confederation will use all possible means to secure the independence of the followers of Islam, which are, each and every one, our people and our greatest consideration, regardless of which nation they hail from or which side they fight on. If this requires the destruction of civilian infrastructure and the death of civilians, then so be it. Even if it requires the complete irradiation of the world, so be it. Defeat is not an option, as it will move from war and occupation to outright genocide, as the United States of America has shown itself capable of in at least one instance. All things are possible with Allah, and all of these shall be utilized.
As for your third charge, that of stealing nuclear, biological, and chemical weapons from Israel, this we also do not deny. Ultimately, however, all of our actions have been forced by the United States and its obvious need for war and destruction; if you wish to find the culprit, look to them, and them only. It is they who started this war and, if we have to, we will ensure that their will be no winners at all. Even if it requires terrorism. Even if it requires the detonation of nuclear weapons. We will ensure the freedom, safety, and equality of Islam on its home world and throughout the galaxy.
Moving beyond our rhetoric for a moment, we choose to leave you with a small bit of pragmatic device. If you wish to live, if you wish your people to live, if you wish this planet to, indeed, be inhabitable at all, you will use every possible mean to reach an acceptable diplomatic solution between the Islamic Confederation and the United States of America. As this statement shows, we will not give up, as surrender means total destruction. We will, if necessary, detonate all of our nuclear weapons within our own territory and make this entire planet unlivable so as to allow for Islam's victory on other planets.
We are sure that no sane nation wishes this to happen; neither does the Islamic Confederation. We do not wish to carry out our threat, although we will if necessary. Our wish for peace is the one foremost in our minds at all times, following only behind the cause of Allah and the needs of the Muslims as a people. This means that we will accept only this as an acceptable peace: the United States of America will withdraw from Indonesia and recognize it as a nation whose territorial integrity shall not be breached; the United States of America will recognize the Islamic Confederation as not only a nation, but the servitors of the Islamic people, and will ensure that any Muslim within the borders of the United States of America is treated with dignity and equality; the United States of America will apologize for its attacks upon Indonesia. Once these conditions are met, peace will be agreeable. If they are not met, we will continue upon this path of mutually assured destruction on one planet in the hopes of victory upon other planets. That is all.
OOC: Fuschia, do you really think you can beat the Americans?
OOC: No, but I can assure that America will not win. Neither will we, of course, but that is of only mild importance.
