pre-JNES: Create your Nation

[alex994]

The Aquitanian Government proposes an alliance with Il Brithinegg Government to conquer Orcadia before the two governments goes off to conquer Formosa.

 

[North King]

The Orcadian government cordially wishes the Brithinegg government a fine day, and wonders why they have no y's in their name.

The Orcadian government also wishes the Aquitanian government a fine day, and laughs at the mere notion of their navy being able to sail anywhere near the isles.

 

[alex994]

*looks at map, sees Bay of Biscay, moves finger north to English Channel, then moves finger between the sea beetween Ireland and England and continues going along the English Coast and reaches Orcadia*

 

[Reno]

The Emperor of Formosa is most amused by western barbarians trying to make illegitimate claims on his Island.

 

[alex994]

The Spirit of the King of Aquitaine is furious at this "Emperor or Formosa" and swears to attack the spirit of the Illegtimate Ruler of Formosa in every known universe.

 

[das]

Il Brithineggian government agrees to Aquitainian government's proposal. Lets teach those damn Orcadians to mis-pronounce country names correctly!

Il Brithineggian government is ENRAGED at the Orcadian government's cordiality! We will show you no mercy! NO MERCY! NO TIME FOR MERCY!

 

[Oruc]

Nope!

 

[das]

The Emperor of Formosa is most amused by western barbarians trying to make illegitimate claims on his Island.

Il Brithineggian government is most enraged at the "Formosan" mistake. We aren't trying to make illegitimate claims! We're trying to make LEGITIMATE claims on "your" so-called island!

 

[das]

why not just shut up

Il Brithineggian government is unsure as to what to say to the Manchurian government. Um, thanks?

 

[Reno]

The Advisors of the most benevolent ruler of Formosa still ponder the unexplained portal of communication between Formosa and this place that the western barbarians call Europe.

 

[North King]

The Orcadian government declares three things:

1. The "ships" the Aquitanians have are more fit as wine caskets than ocean faring vessels.

2. We still wish the Brithinegg government a fine and cordial day.

3. That the Manchurians can go bugger themselves with a broom handle.

 

[das]

The most benevolent western barbarians of Europe are enraged at most Formosan but illegitemate ruler of Formosa's pondering! That's a state secret, damn you!

 

[das]

2. We still wish the Brithinegg government a fine and cordial day.

DAMN YOU! DIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Death to cordial Orcadians!

 

[alex994]

The Orcadian government declares three things:

1. The "ships" the Aquitanians have are more fit as wine caskets than ocean faring vessels.

Aquitanians don't drink wine to begin with and we are quite a seafaring people! *puffs out chest to look all important*

 

[Reno]

The most benevolent western barbarians of Europe are enraged at most Formosan but illegitemate ruler of Formosa's pondering!

Are you sure that your people agree with this? The Godly Emperor of Formosa has yet to be presented any proof on your claim to Formosa or your enragement against us.

 

[North King]

The Orcadian government bluntly and cordially laughs in the face of the Aquitanians.

The Orcadian government smiles cordially, and enigmatically to boot, at the Brithineggians.

 

[erez87]

So JJ where will my country be stationed?

 

[Jason The King]

eastern europe, erez.

 

[Oruc]

Nope!

 

[Jason The King]

thats the point of the stats.