Pre-YuiNES 2 - The Modern World

The last time somebody ran a modern game, it died for two reasons. One, because the moderator was biased and lazy and had no business running it. Two, because everybody decided to be do stupid crap, like Germany trying to become a nuclear power, and Pakistan trying to create an "Anti-American" virus.

Stupid crap kills games like this. People have to know that, and have to be in a frame of mind to act in a responsible and plausible fashion. Bragging about your e-penor doesn't give off those kind of vibes, if you dig.

But I'm not the mod, you don't gotta listen to me.
 
I'll agree with that, symphony. What my main focus was(Or what I meant for it to be), when I was presenting my penis, was that I've brought plenty of countries to major powers from practically nothing. I've preserved them while they were major powers. China's a major power in this world, and it's really a question of responsible play vs. irresponsible play. I've got a very good record of responsible nation building.
 
Just want to point out one thing.
Malaysia's leader should be Abdullah Ahmad Badawi. Your leader there is the King and Malaysia is a Federal Constitutional Monarchy.

Also expressing interest in the PRC.
Reason: I'm Chinese, I'm awesome, I probably have a half-decent grasp of the Chinese mindset and can understand (if not necessarily agree with) the PRC's viewpoint on many of their current issues.
EDIT: And I've also written the meanest bloody essays on Chinese economic history.

Failing which, I'll be interested in the UK. God Shave the Queen.

BIGGER EDIT
Player Name: BananaLee
Player Interested Nation: People's Republic of China
Reason Player Wants Nation: Pure Interest
Player Experience: No NESing experience. Majoring in Chinese (Language) and History in university. Wrote mean as essays (ask for them). One of the few people who don't just jump on the Free Tibet/Independent Taiwan bandwagon.
 
I'll take Pakistan.

Nation Name: Pakistan
Capital: Islamabad
Ruler Name/Player: Mohammed Soomru
Type of Government Islamic Republic
Primary Religion Muslim, Sunni
Military Logistics Level: Deployable (3)
Infrastructure Level: Highways (3)
Education Level: Mostly Literate (3)
Economic Output: $460
Military Portion: 25%
Welfare Portion: 15%
Misc. Portion 60%
Dissent Level: 60%
Population: 173,000,000
Military Quality: High (6)
Naval Quality Very Low (4)
Air Quality: Medium (5)
Army: 45 Infantry Divisions, 8 Mechanized Divisions
Navy: 7 Surface Ships, 7 Submarines
Air Force: 10 Air Divisions, 200 Nuclear Warheads
Tax Rate:
Other:
 
All that nonsence above being said, I take back my interest in the country, and the NES... We're arguing about who's better suited to take a damn country in a NES. Well, you can have it, silver... or Nanner Lee. Both of which are good choices, I'd say. Neither are what I would classify as noobs. Unlike the mod, whom I'd classify as a noob.

But whoever does end up with the country, know this... My penis is bigger than yours. It doesn't matter what anyone else thinks :p
 
Reported! :p

Keep thinking that Amon, everyone knows Glorious Leader Kim Jong Il is a man god ;)

EDIT Or at least a mad god.
 
TaylorFlame said:
I would very much like to claim Australia, because I am Australian, and I love the place. However, I don't really have any experience, but I will try really hard!
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You've got Australia, Frozen In Ice you've got Ukraine, and Kentharu, please fill out an application for Russia and India :) Sparrow, Pakistan is yours.


Amon, really there are a bunch of uncontested super powers left even if you don't want PRC anymore.
I will make my decision in regards to the PRC player position (banana made it very hard) by early today.
 
As long as you can crank out updates with your massive templates and rules and what are going to be novel orders... I really think 3 updates is pushing it real hard, but I doubt you'd get past that number. If you want me to pilot a country, assign me one as soon as you see this post, so noone can contest it.
 
Player Name: Kal'thzar
Player Interested Nation: Russia
Reason Player Wants Nation: Its big, I want to try and face some of the challanges Russia faces atm and overcome, I also want to see a fairly realistic game, I don't quite trust some of the people here to NOT start throwing nukes around.
Player Experience : Began playing in 2005. Well known for: INES, LINES, LINES II, AFSNES, so forth
 
Player Name: DarthNader
Player Interested Nation: India
Reason Player Wants Nation: Represented India in Model UN conference, interest in the culture, and affairs of India, asked to be India months in advance of this thread being posted (Yui accepted).
Player Experience : Knowledge of Indian foreign and domestic policy.
 
Amon Savag said:
As long as you can crank out updates with your massive templates and rules and what are going to be novel orders... I really think 3 updates is pushing it real hard, but I doubt you'd get past that number. If you want me to pilot a country, assign me one as soon as you see this post, so noone can contest it.
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Wait, so I'm supposed to give you a country after you say, for some incomprehensible reasons, this NES will not make it past three updates? Please leave.
 
The reason's not incomprehensible, nor did I said it wouldn't. I said I doubt it would. That being said, I'm gone :p
 
A decision has been reached

People's Republic of China Goes To...

Bananalee

Russia Goes To...
Silver 2030

India Goes To...
Darth Nader

At Kal'thazar, I'm sorry you couldn't get Russia, but if you want a great power, the U.K. is open :)
 
one last nitpick -
Currently Canadian peacekeepers are serving in 14 operations in Europe, Asia, Africa, South America and the Middle East
Not a single one is in Iraq.
We have ~2,500 men in Kandahar, Afghanistan, but 0 in Iraq (other than the non-military men who are training Iraqi policemen and the like. but we never joined the Coalition of the Willing)
 
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