Predictions for 2015

[Paul in Saudi]

Gaza didn't flare up last time. There was a double murder in the West Bank so the Israelis attacked Gaza.

I wonder when people will begin talking about the 2020 elections.

 

[BirraImperial]

I predict that something is going to hurt Obama politically this year...

 

[Mouthwash]

Gaza didn't flare up last time. There was a double murder in the West Bank so the Israelis attacked Gaza.

OK, right. Geopolitics had nothing whatsoever to do with it.

 

[bhsup]

There's this feller out of Liverpool, name of Paul McCartney. I predict he'll have a breakout album this year and become famous.

 

[gay_Aleks]

There's this feller out of Liverpool, name of Paul McCartney. I predict he'll have a breakout album this year and become famous.

And then John Lennon's corpse will come out from the dead and kill him.

 

[nc-1701]

I predict:
*Oil will stay low through the year
*The U.S. economy will be strong throughout the year
*IS will make few new advances, but will continue to hold territory
*Boko Haram will continue to operate more or less unopposed
*Russia will hurt from the low oil prices, but will not back down from the Ukraine or Crimea
*No major wars will erupt
*North Korea will remain Best Korea
*Mayor deBlasio will end up backing down and letting the police union have anything they want
*CFC will continue to exist

 

[classical_hero]

Lebanon is actually the most likely candidate.

It would be Hezbollah doing the attacking if that does happen.

 

[NetGear]

I will have another birthday before the end of the year

 

[aelf]

XCOM, of course. No one has mentioned that?

 

[Commodore]

XCOM, of course. No one has mentioned that?

Why would aliens invade when they already control our governments?

 

[gay_Aleks]

If the aliens are so good, why we don't have Fallout 4 yet?

 

[Commodore]

If the aliens are so good, why we don't have Fallout 4 yet?

We do. It's called Fallout: Brotherhood of Steel.

 

[gay_Aleks]

You mean that story that got declared non-canon because of the fans themselves?

Although, perhaps if we make everyone forget about this certain game, a Fallout game set in Texas doesn't sound so bad.

 

[Tahuti]

And then John Lennon's corpse will come out from the dead and kill him.

I predict you will be the one who shall banish John Lennon zombie from the world of the living.

 

[gay_Aleks]

And indeed, it'll be a very celebrated moment.

 

[aelf]

Why would aliens invade when they already control our governments?

Everything only starts in March, dude. You can't contradict the canon.

 

[JollyRoger]

Ringling Brothers hosts a GOP debate.