Zed? WTH? Thats not even a proper sound. Crazy foreign bastards.
As an Englishman living in the U.S.A...... I will give you the standard conversation that ensues between this "crazy foreign bastard" and the average colonial....
Colonial "That's not how you say it. Speak english."
Me *sigh* "Where am I from ?"
Colonial "England (quite often substitute London, as lots of colonials seem to think England is MegaCity One) right ?"
Me " Indeed. .What language are we speaking?"
Colonial " Duh! English!"
Me " Therefore your telling an English speaking Englishman that he is NOT speaking correctly, because he does not descend into using your barbaric degenerate form of the language ?"
Colonial *scratches head* " Well we won WW2! USA! USA! USA!"
It is zed now and forever. Unless you speak americanese.
So when you say zoo you say zed-oo
That just proves Britain is ********.
So when you say zoo you say zed-oo
That just proves Britain is ********.
Butchered the English language! Ok, now you have gone too far. Way too far!Them colonists really weren't the most educated bunch were they? Forgot the U in colour, forgot how to promounce the Z, in short butchered the english language. too bad their descendants hold them in such a high regard, or we could have adjusted this unwanted wrongfull behaviour, but alas.
Yes it has been, but I am not going to re-read 5 pages to include a quote in this post.Zee.
Zed's dead, baby. Zed's dead.
(not reading 5 pages to see if it's already been posted)
Them colonists really weren't the most educated bunch were they? Forgot the U in colour, forgot how to promounce the Z, in short butchered the english language. too bad their descendants hold them in such a high regard, or we could have adjusted this unwanted wrongfull behaviour, but alas.
French Canadian, so obviously, zed.
English Canadian. Same.
You'll assimilate to the American dialect eventually!