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Turn 4
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Kingdom of Overseers starts a machine gunner in their barracks. They also build a tank factory in Morocco. It needs orders.

The Alliance starts a tactical bomber in their aircraft factory. They also raise a bazook and a machine gunner in Egypt and Chad, respectively.

The Rebellion is undergoing internal strife and does nothing. The production that would have happened in their barracks was lost as a result.

The Fellowship starts a tank in the tank factory. They also build an aircraft factory in the Democratic Republic of Congo. It needs orders. In addition, the major corporations of the fellowship have merged to allow more effective control over citizens and a more unified military. The book My Burden is now a nation ideology, and all competing ideas have been banned.

The Hitherto Unnamed Nation starts doing... something secretly that even I'm not privy to. Also, a referendum has been passed in Cypress that would allow it to become a proper territory of HUN as soon as HUN agrees.

The Southlands starts a bazook in its barracks and creates a bureaucratic Courthouse in Mozambique. This will reduce independence by 1% per turn. At this rate, Mozambique may be at 45% by the end of real life 2013.
 
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ooc: I just want to say that this is crazy, but i like it.
 
Two Hollywood phonies try to give me their autograph
GROUND!
Nobody wants your autograph, phonies!

Then the two phonies got up
Turned out the had a taser
And they tased me in the butthole

Fell to the ground
The phonies didn't let up
Tasin' on my butthole over and over

I was screamin' and squirmin'
My butthole was on fire
 
I sensed a presence
A calming spirit watching me
And then I knew
That the darkened land was behind
 
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