So, my truck wouldn't start. No click, nothin', seemed like the battery was dead. Hooked up a jump, didn't start, still nothin', but when I got out and explained to my benefactor that they needed to rev a little bit to give me some juice I hopped in and started right up. Drove home, which should be enough to charge up, shut it off, start it up, seems fine. Did I leave the door unlatched so the interior light ran it down? Hmmmm.
Next morning, it won't start. Nothin'. Hook up battery charger and it says battery is down. Get a bit of charge, still nothin'. How come it isn't even trying? It has to have some charge by now? While later it fires right up. Seems like it couldn't have gotten from so dead it wouldn't even growl to starting right up that fast... WTF?
It's fine for a few days.
Then one day it's just dead again. Hook up charger. Look out window not all that much later, green light on charger says full charge. Truck starts. No way that was long enough to charge battery. Lift battery lead to check alternator, truck keeps running so alternator is okay. Drive around a bit to put a good charge on the battery, park and disconnect it. Next day I hook it up, nothin'. Hook up charger and it is charging. Takes a long time to go green. Truck starts. That battery didn't hold a charge! Run down and get new battery. Put in new battery. Truck won't start.
By now I'm well aware that all these symptoms are pointing to bad starter, but the way the problem comes and goes is saying no. Starters burn up, and that's the end of them. But, crap, what else is there to do? Pull the starter. Take it to shop. Tests good. Pull out alternator even though I can't think of any way it can be bad and get it shop tested too. Good.
Put alternator and starter back in truck. It won't start, but I can hear the starter motor whine. The solenoid didn't pick up. There is NO WAY for the starter motor to whine and the solenoid not pick up that is outside the starter. There is NO WAY that starter is good. Bench test be damned.
But, I WATCHED the bench test.
Don't care, that starter is no good. Rain. Won't get under there and pull that starter. Go get new starter anyway.
Better weather. Turn key. No whine from the starter. Nothin'. Did I not really hear that before? Try again. Still nothin'. I do not want to crawl under there and pull out a perfectly good starter, again.
Screw it.
Pull starter. I'll do my own bench test right here. Jumper cables. Starter works.
I DO NOT CARE. That starter is not going back in that truck unless it can sprout legs and crawl in there on its own.
Put in new starter. Truck starts. Repeatedly.
If it were not for the $35 core charge, this <.> starter would be getting carved with a cutting torch like a <.> christmas turkey..
Man I hope that <.> truck is fixed.