Random Rants 91 - Semiprimal Rage

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just to say this . If a country of 330 millions does not do it on its own , you must perhaps remember that they are likely to have 4 times the number of bold and powerful that you have , right ? The same old essential thing ; why don't they do it on their own ?
 
I don't understand tea. It's just dirt water.
Warm, flavored caffeine to which one can add milk and or sugar. A hot version of soda. And as a bonus one can create a ritual for how to make it.
 
Indeed, I enjoy making and serving tea--the ritual, then,--every bit as much as its flavor.
 
I don't understand tea. It's just dirt water.
Warm, flavored caffeine to which one can add milk and or sugar. A hot version of soda. And as a bonus one can create a ritual for how to make it.
Tea isn't carbonated, and that makes all the difference. Tea is FLAT. It's thin. Unless it's fruit-flavored and enhanced with honey or cinnamon, it's next to tasteless and whatever taste there is, isn't usually pleasant (cranberry tea isn't too bad if combined with honey, or apple-cinnamon).

I had to learn to tolerate it in the hospital 3 years ago, since I hate coffee and they wouldn't let me have beef broth for my hot drink (I was in the same wing with the dialysis patients and salty food/beverages aren't allowed there even for non-dialysis patients like me).

So... decaffeinated tea and fake sugar. And nobody could figure out why I had headaches and dizziness and all the rest of the symptoms of caffeine withdrawal (which I didn't realize myself until a week after getting home).

This is the one thing about the Harry Potter series that I can't wrap my head around - kids routinely drinking tea and liking it. I remember my first experience drinking tea. It was VILE.
 
it's next to tasteless
You have to learn to taste it, if you're coming from soda. At least that was my experience. I initially described its flavor exactly as you do: thin.
 
You have to learn to taste it, if you're coming from soda. At least that was my experience. I initially described its flavor exactly as you do: thin.
There's not enough there to really taste. It's like fruit juice that's over 95% water. You can barely taste anything substantial, just enough to be annoying.

The last time I drank tea was almost three years ago at my dad's nursing home. He had died recently and I was there to do final paperwork. While I was waiting for the paper-pusher, I guess they realized what a rotten mood I was in, and invited me to "join the ladies in the dining room for high tea."

So I joined the ladies in the dining room for my first experience with "high tea" - which included a cup of cranberry tea and cucumber sandwiches (which didn't taste bad, but they're really soggy). It wasn't a bad experience overall, but not something I'd do more than occasionally.

What I have to drink around the place now... water, milk, drinkable yogurt, several varieties of sugar-free pop, watermelon juice (which is actually sweet enough to still be palatable when cut with water), a couple of varieties of Bai (low-sugar energy drink; I prefer the coconut and blueberry flavors), and a couple of bottles of new varieties of coke - I really shouldn't have them but figured if I don't drink the whole bottle at once it should be safe... one is raspberry and the other is maple syrup. I don't know what they're like yet, as they've been sitting around waiting for me to dare to try them. I think I might have some tea around, and I don't drink coffee or alcohol and had to give up hot chocolate.
 
There's not enough there to really taste. It's like fruit juice that's over 95% water. You can barely taste anything substantial, just enough to be annoying.
What tea are you referring to, and how long to you let it brew? Most black teas have too much flavour for me, as in the tannins are strongly flavoured. I like cheap Earl Grey, not too much tannin and a bit of citrusy bergamot.
 
What tea are you referring to, and how long to you let it brew? Most black teas have too much flavour for me, as in the tannins are strongly flavoured. I like cheap Earl Grey, not too much tannin and a bit of citrusy bergamot.
It's just the standard stuff served everywhere here. If you don't specify a particular kind of tea, you get a teabag of orange pekoe, and some hot water. My grandmother used to fuss with a teapot and the rest, but I couldn't be bothered.

Actually, ever since I read about microplastics leaching from teabags (that aren't made of paper), I've basically banned teabags here.

However... a little anecdote about tea/teabags:

Back in the late 1980s, I worked in the interpretive centre at the local wildlife sanctuary. One Sunday afternoon the interpreters went off to check the trails for damage and garbage and I was left to literally mind the store.

While they were gone, little groups of weirdly-dressed people kept coming in. They'd ask for two things: an acorn and a used teabag. They seemed to be in quite a hurry, and it wasn't until the fourth group came in and I said, "Yeah, I know, you want an acorn and a used tea bag" that I found out what was going on. One woman got upset and said, "Someone else was already here?" I told her, "You're the fourth."

She was quite worried to think I might not have any more acorns or used tea bags, so I said, "I'm not playing favorites in whatever this is, so I'll tell you what I told everyone else: There's a house on the corner of ____ and ____ with a tree close to the fence and has branches hanging over the sidewalk. You can go there and get your acorn and won't need to trespass. The only tea bags I have are new, but everyone else just bought one and ran it under the water in the fountain so it looks used. They're 25 cents."

She thanked me and explained that they were on a scavenger hunt.

When the interpreters came back later, I said to them, "You should have seen what happened this afternoon." They immediately got excited and asked if I'd seen a deer. I said no, but I did see 14 scavenger hunters, looking for an acorn and used tea bag. They were a bit confused since they hadn't seen anyone in the sanctuary, and then got upset, thinking that I'd let them go through the garbage. So I told them no, I'd sent them elsewhere for the acorns and sold them the teabags (there's a little coffee/tea kiosk in the bookstore).

I have no idea why everyone decided the interpretive centre was the best chance for these two things. My understanding of scavenger hunts is that you're not supposed to buy the items, but whatever. They went away happy and the centre made a little money on a very quiet afternoon.

My dad's take on this, regarding the acorns, was that I should have said, "There are 92 acres of trees out there. Help yourself." I told him that I didn't like the idea of these people wandering around, possibly making a mess and getting into trouble - it's a wildlife sanctuary after all, with real wild animals wandering around - so it just seemed a better solution to send them on their way to a place where I knew they could find what they were looking for (I'd passed that yard every day for years on my way to school so I knew exactly where it was).
 
Choosing which stories get into a (printed) book really sucks. And this time I had to do it for my own seminars (which sucks far more).
I'd like to hope that those left out won't be unhappy/frustrated.
 
Choosing which stories get into a (printed) book really sucks. And this time I had to do it for my own seminars (which sucks far more).
I'd like to hope that those left out won't be unhappy/frustrated.
Marion Zimmer Bradley expressed similar sentiments, when talking about the editing process for her two anthology series - one for short stories based on the Darkover novels, and the other was Sword & Sorceress. There were always more stories she could use than she had room for, and the phrase she used when bemoaning this was "the inelasticity of typeface."

So she used the stories she had room for and encouraged the other authors to resubmit for the next volume.
 
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Resulted in this:
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Which is a fractured hand. Between my thumb and pointer finger you can see the picture of a hand hitting a wall, only in this case it was the airbag hitting my hand and giving me a boxer's fracture. Was in a hand cast to start with, now I'm in a brace for the next 7-10 weeks, which means ski season is over for me. Oh yeah, and all the insurance and medical paperwork I get to do - yeah! And holy cow are vehicles expensive these days! :sad:

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When you walk away from something like that you have to count it as a win, so well done I guess.
 
Yes, I think the best part is ‘lived to tell it’.
 
@Darsnan If that is your only injury, lucky you. Were you in the Truck or car? Is there a story to tell?
 
I don't speak French much at all so I actually haven't even tried pronouncing that. I even have problems typing it out, so I just don't try (or look it up)

But for a well funded TV show to screw something like this up is just.. weird. Everything else that character said sounded right to me. I mean, it's possible I missed something else since I'm not at all fluent in Russian, but that one thing just stuck out so much, it made me wonder if the character is doing it on purpose for some reason? Like, is he speaking badly to throw somebody off.. or.. what? It just doesn't make any sense and distracts from the story

It'd be like a British character in a big production sounding completely British but when he says "Taco" he pronounces it "Chaxo". It doesn't make any sense.


Show is made for an American audience. Not a Russian one.
 
We had the longest false fire alarm I can recall in this building. It went on, and on, and on... my neighbor said he'd been downstairs and heard it was a false alarm and the fire department would soon shut it off, but it took so long that I actually put Maddy in her carrier and was about to attempt walking down 4 flights of stairs with my canes and a cat slung over my shoulder...

And then it stopped.

Thankfully Maddy wasn't hard to deal with; she was upset enough to come to me anyway, so I didn't have to chase around trying to catch her, and she didn't object to being stuffed into her carrier. I'm just glad I didn't have to take her anywhere in it.

We actually have a fire station a few blocks away, so it's odd that it took so long. They must have been busy elsewhere.
 
Show is made for an American audience. Not a Russian one.

Americans have never heard a Russian speak?

Is this a trope that's so engrained in the American psyche that it's now a "fact" that Russians speak like that, when they clearly don't?
 
Americans have never heard a Russian speak?

Is this a trope that's so engrained in the American psyche that it's now a "fact" that Russians speak like that, when they clearly don't?
North American audiences grew up on crime shows, gangster movies, Star Trek... all of which have had actors using terribly incorrect accents. It's a case of "it was on TV/movies, so it must be right" and not knowing any better.

I might drop in on that Harry Potter fanfic I mentioned in another thread - the one where the author uses a variety of languages and manages to screw up the French grammar nearly every time. I wonder if she ever did anything about it?
 
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