Random Rants 92 - Not Enough Snerk

[Aiken_Drumn]

Like female dwarves?

 

[Valka D'Ur]

Like female dwarves?

Read the Dwarven Nations Trilogy in the Dragonlance setting. I hadn't expected to enjoy it, but it's actually a well-written story.

How do you think dwarves reproduce, if there are no females?

 

[Aiken_Drumn]

I prefer the Discworld setting tbh.

Either way, how they reproduce is none of my business!

 

[Aiken_Drumn]

I really is depressing reading through old threads that get linked below. So many fond memories, now gone and uncontactable.

 

[Syno]

Too much to do in too little time!

 

[Takhisis]

But they say that the best way to get something done is to assign it to somebody who's already busy!

 

[NovaKart]

These things are either in the form of an egg patty (the sort of thing you'd find in an Egg McMuffin) or in a single-serving quiche.

I do have something that's supposed to be useful for cooking eggs in the microwave, but I'm not willing to spend the money for a full dozen until I know if I can do it right. Eggs used to be sold in either 6, 12, or 18 per carton, but for some reason the 6-packs aren't available now.

You don’t have a stove?

 

[Valka D'Ur]

You don’t have a stove?

Nope.

 

[The_J]

Today I have a bit of time, but Netflix doesn't allow me to reset my password .

 

[Syno]

The pitch of my voice has started blowing out my phone's microphone. Maybe next year I should look into replacing it. This was always a cheap phone, and I think I got it in 2018 or 2019.

 

[The_J]

Your voice ruined your phone microphone?
Have you considered singing in the opera?

 

[Aiken_Drumn]

Nope.

How do you cook?

 

[Syno]

Your voice ruined your phone microphone?
Have you considered singing in the opera?

No. You know how microphones cut out if there's too much noise? Like that. Except it's happening even when speaking quietly and not even facing the microphone, so it's got to be the pitch of my voice rather than the volume. Or just the microphone going kaput, in general, but it seems to pick up other noise fine.

 

[Valka D'Ur]

How do you cook?

Microwave.

 

[Sarin]

Buggeritall. Looks like 'rona again. Symptoms are pretty much the same as last time.

 

[Broken_Erika]

How the fudge, Is Beastie Boy's You got to Fight for your right to Party, an age restricted video on youtube?
I tried posting it in the music thread but had to delete my post.........

 

[Takhisis]

Try this version, Erika.

 

[choxorn]

How the fudge, Is Beastie Boy's You got to Fight for your right to Party, an age restricted video on youtube?
I tried posting it in the music thread but had to delete my post.........

I guess YouTube figured kids just shouldn't hear the lines about smoking and porno mags? I can't think of anything else in the song that could remotely be seen as age-inappropriate.

 

[Takhisis]

^The above video isn't age-restricted.

 

[Cutlass]

I may have been face to face with 2 people who had a positive covid test today
And came home to having to fix my toilet