Random Rants Eighty-Four: Rants Gone Wild!!!!

[MaryKB]

I find bracelets easy, it's this clasp on this one necklace that gives me fits half the time.

You still haven't proven to me your mastery of foot massages ...

 

[Takhisis]

So, Tim, would you say that years of helping my smother put on her bracelets and necklaces is something I should make known to any potential future Mrs. Takhisises?

One day you will stop repressing your inner American and embrace all that is the USA.

Such as my avatar?

4:26 an woke up and it's 20 odd degrees centigrade. Stinking hot. Raining as well which is kinda peaceful.

It's been the same over here. I dread to think how February will be now that this week's mini-chill-wave seems to be lifting.

You still haven't proven to me your mastery of foot massages ...

I thought you had Mr. KB for that.

 

[Timsup2nothin]

I find bracelets easy, it's this clasp on this one necklace that gives me fits half the time.

You still haven't proven to me your mastery of foot massages ...

Given that your feet are in Michigan and my hands are in California that's not likely to change, though you are certainly welcome to visit.

 

[MaryKB]

I thought you had Mr. KB for that.

He can't resist the urge to tickle me.

@Timsup2nothin you're just making excuses.

 

[Timsup2nothin]

So, Tim, would you say that years of helping my smother put on her bracelets and necklaces is something I should make known to any potential future Mrs. Takhisises?

My recommendation would be: if the prospect asks for help, provide it without specifying the source of your skill.

 

[Commodore]

Such as my avatar?

It's a start.

 

[Takhisis]

My recommendation would be: if the prospect asks for help, provide it without specifying the source of your skill.

OK. Now to find prospects.

It's a start.

Then I shall be Daria Morgendorfer!

 

[aimeeandbeatles]

Given that your feet are in Michigan and my hands are in California that's not likely to change, though you are certainly welcome to visit.

She could have super-long legs though

 

[JohannaK]

I am the go-to hands for all of my granmother's jewelery clasping needs.

 

[Takhisis]

@Timsup2nothin you're just making excuses.

Since you can afford the staggering sum of USD6500 (DENTAL PLAN!) then you could surely pay for Tim to come and massage you.

 

[hobbsyoyo]

I'm even more old-fashioned - I actually ring people to talk to them.

There is only one friend that I talk to on the phone with any regularity. :-/

Texting is fine though.

 

[Synobun]

People seem to think you can either contribute or you can be scum, with no in-between or recognition of the reality that one can contribute great things all the while being garbage in other aspects. The absence of nuance feels like the Inception noise being played full blast in your face.

 

[Takhisis]

grfgrrgfr Gmail withheld a work--search-related email for 48 hours for no reason at all but let in all sorts of crap

 

[cardgame]

Due to the Wuhan virus, some of my shopping orders have been cancelled. Well, that explains why they hadn't shipped yet, it had been almost two weeks.

 

[aimeeandbeatles]

Are they coming from China?

 

[cardgame]

Not anymore!

 

[aimeeandbeatles]

Did you canceled the order?

 

[cardgame]

It would auto-cancel in another two weeks but I cancelled now to get refund back earlier (within one week, should be around 3-4 days IIRC)

 

[r16]

electric goes of twice in 45 minutes in the webcafe , nothing happens to kids playing on line games but my computer and the shop owner's get re-booted . Whatever locals trying to tell me , neiither me nor people are interested .

 

[hobbsyoyo]

There was a fairly epic and exceedingly rare get together on fifty chat yesterday and I only got to participate in it for maybe half an hour because I had to work. At least I enjoyed the work I had to do. It was still a bummer that I had to leave so early.