Random Rants LVII: wow. many anger. very whining.

[Snerk]

And tourists.

 

[cybrxkhan]

And tourists.

Do they taste good?

 

[Snerk]

Do they taste good?

Delicious. Smoked tourist on toast, yum!

 

[Lohrenswald]

How many tourists do you get, though?

 

[cybrxkhan]

Delicious. Smoked tourist on toast, yum!

Oh cool. Dyou guys have, say, tourists made of tofu for us vegetarians? Are those good?

 

[Takhisis]

I'm not a vegetarian but I definitely see the appeal. Maybe one day I'll take the plunge. I don't think I could give up fish though.

A real viking eats meat, dammit.

Aw yeah! Dried cod and beer for me, please!

The dried cod's really just for the protein and phosphorus, right?

How many tourists do you get, though?

That's an interesting question. What is the daily quota of tourist-meat for the average Norwegian?

 

[Joecoolyo]

Why would anyone not like fish?

Only fish I like are lox. Never liked the taste of any others.

 

[Timsup2nothin]

How many tourists do you get, though?

If you get one of those plump American tourists I imagine it would feed a small family for an extended period.

 

[Takhisis]

They might taste too sweet.

 

[cybrxkhan]

Or too oily/greasy for that matter.

Not me, though, I'm not like those other 'MVRICANS. I'm like one of those pseudo-healthy salads that have less calories than a glass of water sort of deals.

 

[Timsup2nothin]

Dine healthy, eat a vegetarian?

 

[sophie]

Dine healthy, eat a vegetarian?

tangy.

 

[bhavv]

I'm full of pizzas and spicy food and I have a doctors appointment at 10.30.

Oops. Hope the inevitable uncontrollable burning liquid poop doesn't come at the same time.

 

[Phrossack]

Rant: Studying abroad is complicated. I have an incredibly busy day when I finally stagger off the plane Tuesday, and I don't know a soul there who can help me. I'm not ready for this.

 

[cybrxkhan]

Dine healthy, eat a vegetarian?

Yes, I highly recommend it. I'm full of good, wholesome nutrients and ingredients.

(Actually no, probably not me, since I got health issues - go for my other family members.)

 

[Takhisis]

Sounds as if someone had just found they were up for a tontine.

 

[Hygro]

Man, sometimes these combinations aren't fun.
On Friday I met a really cute girl. The conversation didn't really take of.
What I got from the conversation: She studies something like sustainable city development, which already makes me go o_O, and she has some obsession with Costa Rica, which also makes me o_O.
Met her yesterday again, and this time it worked really well, and thought about maybe still asking her out. Until she mentioned that she'd leave at midnight, to tramp with one of her friends to Berlin, because in Berlin they have the world's best vegan döner.
Yeah, thanks, great o_O o_O o_O .

In America that'd be acting too slowly. Conversation 1!

 

[JohannaK]

Yay vomits and diarrhea.

 

[The_J]

for you.

As a vegetarian, I'd' like to meet more vegetarian/vegan girls / girls who are alright with vegetarian/vegan food.

I'd gladly exchange her with you for someone with some different habbits (vegetarian might already be enough).
Don't think that works that easily though ^^.

Rant: Studying abroad is complicated. I have an incredibly busy day when I finally stagger off the plane Tuesday, and I don't know a soul there who can help me. I'm not ready for this.

Will you have some introduction classes that day?
e.g. I remember that at my university there were some special things in the first days for foreigners, just to help them with the necessary things.

And everyone survives . Don't worry, other people have dealt with it, and other people were less smart and probably also less prepared than you. -> you can do it.

In America that'd be acting too slowly. Conversation 1!

...really?
I have no idea what the normal "speed" would be.
But whatever. The problem is more that the combination of all the different things makes it very likely that this personallity isn't really compatible. And even if: Where would I go out with her? I don't think this town is big enough to find a vegan meal in a restaurant (Dutch people like to fry meat for everything).

 

[Hygro]

Cook one with her?