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[bhavv]

Well I believe its all me trying to get a jerb.

 

[Takhisis]

Go on…

 

[Snerk]

Bhavv t'ck'urr-jeerrrrb!

 

[Borachio]

^ I don't know what that means. But I do know I don't like it. *shudder*

 

[sophie]

^ I don't know what that means. But I do know I don't like it. *shudder*

Link to video.

DEY TERK'R'DERRR

got it?

 

[Borachio]

Oh, I got it.

I thought I'd just pretend I didn't for comedic effect.

(Which, now I've explained it, isn't funny at all, of course.)

 

[bhavv]

If I don't manage to get the reception jerb, then I will spend October doing voluntary admin work for charities (I already have the details of two suitable places for this), and then in Nov - Dec, go back to an M&S store for a Christmas temp jerb.

I need admin experience for a job at M&S's logistics centre, but if I get the college reception job then I don't need to worry about that.

 

[Snerk]

Seven hours walking in the mountain. Three shots, three miss. No delicious grouse for me.

 

[Borachio]

On the other hand, that's good news for the grouse. Unless you're specifically targeting the weak, infirm and elderly grouse. And not just the plump juicy specimens.

 

[gay_Aleks]

From one point, my brother got his birthday presents 2 days earlier...

From another point, I'm suffering from the envy of a thousand burning suns.

 

[The_J]

Tomorrow is open monument day, so I thought let's go to Amsterdam, and see something there.
Turns out they're working on the tracks between here and Amsterdam, doubling the travelling time.
Checked an alternative route, but I could directly see why it wasn't suggested: Because they're working on the train tracks there as well.
Okay, why not go into the other direction, and see something in another city? Because they're apparently ALSO working on the tracks in the last remaining direction.
WTH nederlandse spoorwegen???

 

[NovaKart]

Seven hours walking in the mountain. Three shots, three miss. No delicious grouse for me.

You could drink the famous grouse.

 

[Snerk]

On the other hand, that's good news for the grouse. Unless you're specifically targeting the weak, infirm and elderly grouse. And not just the plump juicy specimens.

I only target racist grouse. You know there's big problems of right wing extremist movements within the grouse community.

You could drink the famous grouse.

Yeah I'm down with that.

 

[Takhisis]

Seven hours walking in the mountain. Three shots, three miss. No delicious grouse for me.

Got three misses?

From one point, my brother got his birthday presents 2 days earlier...

From another point, I'm suffering from the envy of a thousand burning suns.

But then, he doesn't get presents on his birthday!

 

[gay_Aleks]

The bloody bastard still got a damned Fear of the Dark CD. I would have murdered him if it was vinyl. Now I'll just make his life miserable.

 

[Takhisis]

…or just be nice to him so he'll lend it to you sometime?

 

[gay_Aleks]

I prefer dealing with my problems permanently. Besides, it's not in the gift in itself. I'm envious of his friends. Nobody that I know would do that for me. I am jealous of that, and it leaves a terrible taste in my mouth.

This is why I should either deal with that, or "deal" with that, and by "deal" I mean horribly murder and bury in the backyard....

...You heard nothing, right?

 

[Takhisis]

WTH why would you murder his friends when you can simply lobotomise them into thinking you're their best friend?

btw, you have us, and those idiots have probably never defeated the Master.

 

[gay_Aleks]

WTH why would you murder his friends when you can simply lobotomise them into thinking you're their best friend?

Unfortunately, it's far more likely that attempting that would result into the above-mentioned result. So why bother with the elaborate plots? Beyond that, I want to murder my brother, not his friends. Sadly, my mind was elsewhere and I didn't pay attention to what I was writing.

btw, you have us, and those idiots have probably never defeated the Master.

Well, excuse me, but that doesn't feel too reliving, considering some people..In any case, his friends, coincidentally are quite a lot like you, and there's a decent enough chance that they might have as well played FO1.

 

[Takhisis]

Unfortunately, it's far more likely that attempting that would result into the above-mentioned result. So why bother with the elaborate plots? Beyond that, I want to murder my brother, not his friends. Sadly, my mind was elsewhere and I didn't pay attention to what I was writing.

Well, next time make it clearer. I wonder if that hitman does refunds…

Well, excuse me, but that doesn't feel too reliving, considering some people..In any case, his friends, coincidentally are quite a lot like you, and there's a decent enough chance that they might have as well played FO1.

You're as old as or younger than that game, and given Bulgarian reproduction rates, your brother and his friends must be close. They're still not as cool as you are, from CFC's POV, even if it's just because we haven't had the chance to find out how cool they are.