Random Rants LXXXVI: OH, FUDDLE-DUDDLE!

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My landlord announced their aid package. They are going to let some renters who are laid off defer up to half of their monthly rent for up to 6 months. So if you paid half of your rent in April, you'd have until October to pay that back, interest free. They are not giving this aid to renters that are month-to-month, which I guess means they are trying to force people into long duration leases with this crisis.

It's better than nothing but it's kind of pathetic to be honest. Or am I off on that assessment?
Some Canadian provinces are really going to bat for the renters. On the other hand...

In Alberta, the premier says we're supposed to rely on "compassionate landlords." This is the ex-federal cabinet minister/illegitimate Alberta premier who once claimed his MP's housing allowance while simultaneously claiming to be living in his mother's basement, though she lived in a retirement facility that a) didn't allow sublets or roommates, and b) didn't have a basement.

It's hilarious to see the image he's projecting on the news now... jacket off, sleeves rolled up ... that's exactly the thing Justin Trudeau has done for years and for which the Reformacon/UCP supporters have relentlessly mocked him. He's shoehorned himself into the daily briefing by the chief medical officer (she's more popular now than he is).

Looks like Jason is trying to improve his image, because he has to know that if it weren't for this virus keeping most people at home, we'd be out in the streets protesting and some would be striking.

Rant: I can't get through to the telecom company to resolve a billing dispute. They're trying to charge me twice for internet/cable, when it's actually covered under my rent, per the lease I signed a couple of months ago. I should only be paying the telecom directly for phone, the extra channel I subscribe to, plus tax.

They've cut staff, of course; everyone has, but the alternative offer is to "talk" to the 'virtual assistant' which would either get me stuck in voicemail hell or I'd spend 10 minutes guessing which keywords it recognizes. In the meantime my blood pressure would be going up and I'd want to reach through the phone and rip its virtual head off.
 
In Alberta, the premier says we're supposed to rely on "compassionate landlords."
There's this story about a scorpion and IIRC a batrachian…
 
Yyup. Mentioned by Lovecraft, among others.
 
I've always had a dim view of memoirs, but now that I'm forced into reading them I'm struck by how devastatingly boring and ordinary most of them are. Yet they are portrayed as enlightening or insightful. The men, in particular, tend to introduce their theory of whatever message they're peddling by saying they don't hold back and the reader might dislike them because of it. They try to describe themselves as aloof and uncaring, all the while trying to teach you some truth they've uncovered. It's so boring.

So it makes me happy that I'm going to be working on a memoir where none of this is the case. The stories will actually be interesting and unique, and there won't be any moralistic navel-gazing that only parses as intelligent to a simpleton. This process has been instructive.
 
I've always had a dim view of memoirs, but now that I'm forced into reading them I'm struck by how devastatingly boring and ordinary most of them are. Yet they are portrayed as enlightening or insightful. The men, in particular, tend to introduce their theory of whatever message they're peddling by saying they don't hold back and the reader might dislike them because of it. They try to describe themselves as aloof and uncaring, all the while trying to teach you some truth they've uncovered. It's so boring.

So it makes me happy that I'm going to be working on a memoir where none of this is the case. The stories will actually be interesting and unique, and there won't be any moralistic navel-gazing that only parses as intelligent to a simpleton. This process has been instructive.

Wait...no moralistic navel gazing?
 
o it makes me happy that I'm going to be working on a memoir where none of this is the case. The stories will actually be interesting and unique, and there won't be any moralistic navel-gazing that only parses as intelligent to a simpleton. This process has been instructive.

Congratulations!
 
I dropped a nearly-full jug of mmililk on the floror and the plalplpstic split and it broke and all the milkc camem otu I cnant't I cant;t do an ynthting rigjt :hammer::wallbash::wallbash::wallbash::wallbash::wallbash:Stupdi stupid stupid stupid waste

dammit

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it It was lthe last jug we had cant keep long it goes sour
 
I've always had a dim view of memoirs, but now that I'm forced into reading them I'm struck by how devastatingly boring and ordinary most of them are. Yet they are portrayed as enlightening or insightful. The men, in particular, tend to introduce their theory of whatever message they're peddling by saying they don't hold back and the reader might dislike them because of it. They try to describe themselves as aloof and uncaring, all the while trying to teach you some truth they've uncovered. It's so boring.

So it makes me happy that I'm going to be working on a memoir where none of this is the case. The stories will actually be interesting and unique, and there won't be any moralistic navel-gazing that only parses as intelligent to a simpleton. This process has been instructive.
Glad you got the job. Make the most of it. If your new work turns out to be boring, will the author blame you?
 
I dropped a nearly-full jug of mmililk on the floror and the plalplpstic split and it broke and all the milkc camem otu I cnant't I cant;t do an ynthting rigjt :hammer::wallbash::wallbash::wallbash::wallbash::wallbash:Stupdi stupid stupid stupid waste

dammit

I got the shakes calmed down now, sometimes they get bad when I get upset and I can't type good
 
Small rant: This is the 2nd time this has happened today

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On Prolific it says 5 minutes, but the survey itself says 8. They often do this to shortchange the participants.
 
So is Tim using his quarantine time to work on the autobiography?
 
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