Random Rants LXXXVI: OH, FUDDLE-DUDDLE!

[Snerk]

Perhaps I'm doing it wrong then. I'll try to include a few back flips next time.

 

[Timsup2nothin]

Safest for whom

All concerned.

 

[choxorn]

FWIW, I have found that the surest and safest way for me to get more sleep is more sex.

Probably would keep me from getting enough sleep I assume.

I subscribe to the "if it doesn't knock me out I didn't put in enough effort" theory.

Can solo acts work in a pinch for these purposes?

 

[Lemon Merchant]

Moderator Action: Let's rein in the sex chatter, please. Remember that this is supposed to be a family friendly forum.

 

[Zkribbler]

I tried to log into my US credit union to ascertain whether my coronas relief money has arrived. I entered my correct account name and PIN, and received the error message: "An unknown error has occurred." This is unhelpful. Unless I can log in, I cannot use their intranet to contact them. They gave me a 1-800-number to call, which I cannot access because I am outside the U.S.

My plan for right now is to do nothing and hope the problem corrects itself.

 

[Takhisis]

@Lemon Merchant: no sex, no family (somehow conservatives never get the hang of this issue).

I tried to log into my US credit union to ascertain whether my coronas relief money has arrived. I entered my correct account name and PIN, and received the error message: "An unknown error has occurred." This is unhelpful. Unless I can log in, I cannot use their intranet to contact them. They gave me a 1-800-number to call, which I cannot access because I am outside the U.S.

My plan for right now is to do nothing and hope the problem corrects itself.

Try again in a day or two.

 

[H4run]

@Timsup2nothin I'm young and got 3 child already and still unable to sleep (lets close this directly before LM got angry). And if I count to 3 my wife already fall asleep she is like a Budha, and after that my nose itchy this itchy that itchy, and I go out and lit my cig, open my internet browser and that's it.

 

[Timsup2nothin]

@Timsup2nothin I'm young and got 3 child already and still unable to sleep (lets close this directly before LM got angry). And if I count to 3 my wife already fall asleep she is like a Budha, and after that my nose itchy this itchy that itchy, and I go out and lit my cig, open my internet browser and that's it.

How young? I had three kids when I was 21. Only for sixteen days*, but I did.



*my twins were born sixteen days before I turned 22

 

[H4run]

How young? I had three kids when I was 21. Only for sixteen days*, but I did.



*my twins were born sixteen days before I turned 22

Yea that is like my parents, I married 29 and till now my oldest is 5 going to six years old, while youngest is around 6 month.

 

[H4run]

@Timsup2nothin

Same as my parents under the context of married young and have 3 children, but not as rapid as you though. However my wife uncle from mother side got a triplet. Imagine get three and single move.

 

[Timsup2nothin]

@Timsup2nothin

Same as my parents under the context of married young and have 3 children, but not as rapid as you though. However my wife uncle from mother side got a triplet. Imagine get three and single move.

That would be tough, though I used to laugh about people saying how tough triplets are...at least in the US. We had a son just turned one and all the accessory equipment was going obsolete. The only way to keep him from climbing out of the crib and crashing to the floor was to put the mattress on the floor and turn the crib upside down on it. The high chair had to be carefully placed because if he could reach anything solid with his foot he would kick it over backwards, the car seat was becoming a tight fit...all that. So we said "don't want him stuck as an only child, storage never works, if we have a second kid now we won't have to buy all this stuff over again." Seemed like such a solid plan. So six months later I'm getting started on buying a second crib and a second high chair and a second car seat and thinking "this is not at all how this was supposed to go."

Then about the same time my twins are born someone delivers triplets at the same hospital, and it's like the big event. Stores are donating stuff to these people like there had never been a set of triplets before, ever. Diapers, baby clothes, all the same stuff I was buying...those people didn't have to buy anything, and they were much better off than a poor low end swabbie like myself. I was unimpressed.

 

[H4run]

Then about the same time my twins are born someone delivers triplets at the same hospital, and it's like the big event. Stores are donating stuff to these people like there had never been a set of triplets before, ever. Diapers, baby clothes, all the same stuff I was buying...those people didn't have to buy anything, and they were much better off than a poor low end swabbie like myself. I was unimpressed.

It pained me reading this Tim. My wife's uncle married with german in germany, having a triplet they got help from government, the thing that I can remember now is the government provided them with a babysitter to take care of their child. It's hard having a triplet, but hard is not made from a factor, it is a condition that is made from multiple amount of factors. An upper class having a triplet, with a middle class having a twin, shouldn't be measured solely by the quantity of the children, but also from the economy condition.

 

[Timsup2nothin]

It pained me reading this Tim. My wife's uncle married with german in germany, having a triplet they got help from government, the thing that I can remember now is the government provided them with a babysitter to take care of their child. It's hard having a triplet, but hard is not made from a factor, it is a condition that is made from multiple amount of factors.

Don't be pained. We made it. Kids made it. All is well.

 

[H4run]

Don't be pained. We made it. Kids made it. All is well.

In the end that's the most important! man your kid probably already as old as me! Are you a grandad already?

 

[Timsup2nothin]

In the end that's the most important! man your kid probably already as old as me! Are you a grandad already?

Your oldest was born when you were 29...and he's six? So that makes you 35? Yeah, my twins will be 37 this fall.

 

[H4run]

Your oldest was born when you were 29...and he's six? So that makes you 35? Yeah, my twins will be 37 this fall.

I was married August 2013, my child born september 2014. Your twin is 1983, they are older than me a year

 

[Timsup2nothin]

I was married August 2013, my child born september 2014. Your twin is 1983, they are older than me a year

Kids today!

 

[thecrazyscot]

Rant: over the past few weeks I've had to alternate between turning on the heat, turning on the AC, or blessedly opening our windows FAR TOO OFTEN.

 

[Birdjaguar]

Your oldest was born when you were 29...and he's six? So that makes you 35? Yeah, my twins will be 37 this fall.

Our son turned 37 over the weekend. 1983 must have been a good year for being born.

 

[Timsup2nothin]

Our son turned 37 over the weekend. 1983 must have been a good year for being born.

In my family it was such a good year that they were doing it two at a time!