Random Rants LXXXVI: OH, FUDDLE-DUDDLE!

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An aside, but one thing you’ll find here in Japan is that taps built after 1995 tend more towards being the type that turn upwards rather than downwards.

Why is that? During the Kobe earthquake of 1995, taps were left running after earthquake stuff (for lack of a better term) fell on top of them and caused them to run.

That’s what I’ve heard anyway. I live in a building built before 1995 and my taps are pushed down to turn on. But fortunately for me, I don’t have anything above them to trigger them in an emergency.
Like, a button? Or an actual lever-type deal?
 
It was my turn to pick a movie for movie club this morning. After My Neighbor Totoro, Akira, and Romeo + Juliet, I decided to go with My Girl. I was worried because it was quite different from what the others had picked before... but it was a hit and they really liked it. So that was nice.

The club is about as global as it can get, barring someone from Hawaii or Western Asia joining, so finding a time to watch is difficult. We finally settled on 7 AM my time... which is 10 PM for another. I figure me waking up early is a fair compromise since that person needs to stay up late. The people in between are the winners. :mad:

The actual rant here, though, is that the movie club is put indefinitely on hold because Manila internet is garbage and my friend can't get new internet until quarantine is over. She's already put in an application but it's been ignored the past few weeks and she doesn't suspect that will change until they lift the ban, which will last until May. So, boo.
 
The Pi-Hole I installed to block ads across my home network is working too well, as it is stopping Spotify advertisements from playing, which in turn just stops my playlists entirely every time an ad would be played.

Also, there's a shocking number of tracking and ad queries on everything which pisses me right off. Not news to anyone, but still the Pi-Hole dashboard does really bring it home...

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The Pi-Hole I installed to block ads across my home network is working too well, as it is stopping Spotify advertisements from playing, which in turn just stops my playlists entirely every time an ad would be played.

Also, there's a shocking number of tracking and ad queries on everything which pisses me right off. Not news to anyone, but still the Pi-Hole dashboard does really bring it home...

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All they want is for you to shut your Pi-Hole......:mischief:
sorry, couldn't resist.:mischief:
 
It took the longest time for me to realize what "app" meant. And when I was told it means "program" I wondered why they didn't just say so.
Everyone knows, it couldn't be clearer
App is short for application
Or maybe appetizing... or appetizer?
And don't forget the difference
between App and AP
Which could be Analysis Paralysis
or, clearly, the Associated Press
But at least it's better than Pro
Do you mean Program? Professional?
Or that you approve?
(oh shoot, that could be app too)
Oh well, IDK or whatever
Maybe this crappy poem is apropos
To your expression of woe
 
Something I learned in the SCA is that "ap" is a Welsh patronymic. I occasionally use the word "pro" in sentences that include the phrase "pro author". I'm not saying I'm in favor of authors (though I am), but in that context it means "professional authors" as opposed to fanfic authors.
 
Everyone knows, it couldn't be clearer
App is short for application
Or maybe appetizing... or appetizer?
And don't forget the difference
between App and AP
Which could be Analysis Paralysis
or, clearly, the Associated Press
But at least it's better than Pro
Do you mean Program? Professional?
Or that you approve?
(oh shoot, that could be app too)
Oh well, IDK or whatever
Maybe this crappy poem is apropos
To your expression of woe

That is so app!

Applicable, that is.
 
...I couldn't get toilet paper which I already ranted about in the covid thread but I'll rant again because *&$% these stupid *&^$$*$ hoarders.

My only solution that worked was tapping a senior citizen connection to score a few rolls.

They can shop at stores 1 hour before anyone else these days.
 
Rant: I keep going between "hey, my fanfic is actually pretty good!" and "IT'S THE WORST THING POSSIBLE WHY DO I EVEN BOTHER."

This is mildly irritating. :dunno:
 
New rant:

I decided to downgrade Mozilla Thunderbird. I specifically had auto-updating disabled.

It updated itself anyways.
 
That is so app!
Apt, I was thinking.

Oh, watch out. Limerick incoming.

To name "programs," they chose to adapt
"Application," and then they just snapped
The first syllable off.
Maybe some people scoff,
But I see how the term's fairly apt.
 
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To name "programs," they chose to adapt
"Application," and then they just snapped
The first syllable off.
Maybe some people scoff,
But I see how the term's fairly apt.

That is brilliant very terrible.
 
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