Random Rants : Pissed tae th' gills

[Terxpahseyton]

Can't make a small party out of it? Invite people to help and promise a casket of beer as reward.

 

[Takhisis]

And allow them to chip in for greater malt-induced fun!

 

[The_J]

Can't make a small party out of it? Invite people to help and promise a casket of beer as reward.

I'm not actually sure if I'm going to do that, and I also only only have tools for one person, so the answer is rather no.
And the rest of the stuff is even more boring :/.

 

[azzaman333]

I've wasted the past 4 hours doing jack all when I could and should've been using that time to work on my thesis.

 

[SouthernKing]

I know I've lost all trace of sanity because I've been listening to "Hit Me Baby One More Time" on repeat for about the last hour.

:suicide:

 

[ReindeerThistle]

I know I've lost all trace of sanity because I've been listening to "Hit Me Baby One More Time" on repeat for about the last hour.

:suicide:

Get a grip! And what ARE you on? Send me some at Cadman Plaza; Brooklyn, NY

Spoiler :

That's the Courthouse, btw

 

[Takhisis]

Aaaargh! Finals approaching!

@how fitting that a certain someone would get the #666 post in this thread.

 

[Rashiminos]

Naming a tropical storm Haiyan and then calling it super seems tragically ill-considered in this day of widespread media dissemination.

Spoiler :

Hurricanes can go Super Haiyan, I guess.

 

[_random_]

I got a really terrible grade on my biology exam. And I got really exceptionally hammered last night. And in general I feel like a bad student. Thank God for drops I guess.

 

[sophie]

I got a really terrible grade on my biology exam. And I got really exceptionally hammered last night. And in general I feel like a bad student. Thank God for drops I guess.

You are doing college right then.

 

[Takhisis]

Best thing would've been to get hammered to celebrate passing that Biology exam.
Now, getting hammered and then passing would've been epic.

 

[choxorn]

I now feel like I'm doing college wrong because I'm clearly not spending enough time drunk/stoned/on some other recreational drug.

 

[Kennigit]

It's okay, I've done college wrong for 3.5 years, about to go finish up a full four!

 

[Takhisis]

What the hell? Do you need me to go up there and teach you how to party with the cleric?

 

[W|M]

Best thing would've been to get hammered to celebrate passing that Biology exam.
Now, getting hammered and then passing would've been epic.

It would have been even better if he got hammered, then passed, then got more hammered to celebrate.

 

[choxorn]

What the hell? Do you need me to go up there and teach you how to party with the cleric?

Teach us, oh wise Takhitty, how to party.

 

[Takhisis]

It would have been even better if he got hammered, then passed, then got more hammered to celebrate.

I thought it was understood that he'd get hammered after the exam in any event.

Teach us, oh wise Takhitty, how to party.

Come to Argentina and I will show you how to really do it. Any birthday party that doesn't start before 6:00 p.m. and finishes before 3:00 a.m. is a borefest. Mine lasted for 12 hours dammit.

 

[choxorn]

But I has no money to travel!

 

[Takhisis]

Well you're already in the right thread. Use the WC as an excuse (enter some contest or another to win some tickets and a flight to Rio), pick up wim on the way and fly down here, or at least float down the Paraná river on a raft made out of used car tires.

 

[ReindeerThistle]

Teach us, oh wise Takhitty, how to party.

Okay, but I gotta teach Tak how to get girls there...