Random Rants : Pissed tae th' gills

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I don't hold with your tactics, I can't apportion girls by committee. I just use my incredibly good looks.

Edit: And my awesome red beard.
 
My "success" rate in asking girls to the Christmas dance at school:

1. Turned down.
2. Asked by someone else before I had the chance to.
3. Roommate told me that she doesn't want to go at all.
4. "Let me think about it" and I just got a text asking if we could talk this afternoon. I'm not optimistic.

I'm not sure what I'm doing wrong.

Also couldn't go to church because my ride decided to sleep in, thusly ruining my chances of feeling better about myself.

As well as a short essay and a research paper due Tuesday that I am unprepared for, and a paper due in a week. And I have yet to finish the book for it.

And Man City lost to freakin' Sunderland. How. Do. You. Lose. To. Sunderland.
 
And Man City lost to freakin' Sunderland. How. Do. You. Lose. To. Sunderland.

I wouldn't go to Sunderland any time soon, unless you fancy adding "Murdered by Mackems" to your gravestone. :)
 
I should be studying, but instead I'm wasting time.
 
rant: confirmed that #4 is turning me down.

Oh well, possibly on to #5 tonight or tomorrow. we'll see.
 
We did a project in biology where each group had to present a power point on a different signaling pathway. Each group was also supposed to share a word document with everyone else that summarizes their project, but half of the groups haven't completed their's and we have a test on this information tomorrow. I have been trying for the last three hours to find all the information and trying to get others to help me, to no avail. :mad:
 
I wouldn't trust on #3 ;).
But hey, other people wouldn't even know 4 girls to ask at the beginning, so don't see it that negativ.

In the category of "asking girls out" I'm an amazing 0 for 0, since forever. What was it that Homer Simpson said about never failing if you never try?
 
rant: confirmed that #4 is turning me down.

Oh well, possibly on to #5 tonight or tomorrow. we'll see.
Be sure to use her real name when you ask her.. That might be the problem otherwise :mischief:
 
Be sure to use her real name when you ask her.. That might be the problem otherwise :mischief:

For Heaven's sake don't call her "Number 5". Real deal-breaker.


Don't sweat it, Verarde. Cultivate your self-worth and people will be attracted to you.
 
In the category of "asking girls out" I'm an amazing 0 for 0, since forever. What was it that Homer Simpson said about never failing if you never try?

:lol: sort of true.
But since forever? That's a bit hard, man. What's the worst thing which could happen? Just try.
For this year, I failed at getting to 1 recently, so I'm also not better ^^.
Just need to get my authorization problem with the gym fixed...then I'll sign up to a yoga class...not that I'm interested in yoga...
 
:lol: sort of true.
But since forever? That's a bit hard, man. What's the worst thing which could happen? Just try.

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In the category of "asking girls out" I'm an amazing 0 for 0, since forever. What was it that Homer Simpson said about never failing if you never try?

Do what I do: Ask one girl out, get her to say yes, then never ask any girls out again, so you will always have a 100% success rate. :smug:

One day I'll just start supporting Millwall.

Who do you currently support?
 
I like the failure, it makes the success more sweet.
 
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