Random Rants VI: See, this is why we can't have nice things!

[Hitti-Litti]

Use a better spam filter.

I use Gmail, it goes directly to the "Spam" folder, but why am I getting only ads about electronic products? I haven't bought any cameras or TVs via Internet!

 

[silver 2039]

I have blue balls....oh the pain....

Does anyone by any chance have a treatment? Surely there must be something that can be done....

 

[philippe]

I have blue balls....oh the pain....

Does anyone by any chance have a treatment? Surely there must be something that can be done....

get drunk, pass out, wake up the next day and it will be over.

 

[choxorn]

 

[Gooblah]

Precalculus is taking its toll on me.

I said goodbye too many times before to the many identities. However, I managed to memorize the basic 23:

Even/Odd, Pythagorean, Cofunction, Quotient, and Reciprocal.

Yet the Double Angle, Sum/Difference, Reduced Power, Half-Angle...some of the most essential ones I can't bring myself to study.

 

[CCRunner]

I have to do my entire summer worth of math homework today because I was to lazy to do it during summer and I'm busy the rest of summer.

 

[holiday_hawk]

I can't get my web cam to work on MSN.

 

[Ansar]

I can't get my web cam to work on MSN.

No $$$ for you, then.

 

[Angst]

 

[Bigfoot3814]

I cannot bring myself to focus on ANYTHING!

 

[bhsup]

It's frakkin HOT today!!! I do love my State, I truly do, but our summers suck big green donkey ... um ... tails.

Right now in Nome, AK it is 44 F (7 C). Why can't it be like that here???

 

[Godwynn]

It's frakkin HOT today!!! I do love my State, I truly do, but our summers suck big green donkey ... um ... tails.

Right now in Nome, AK it is 44 F (7 C). Why can't it be like that here???

I like it cold. You and I should move up North.

 

[D'Artagnan59]

Why the heck is there a goddamn extra day of school for freshmen? (6th graders too in my district's middle school) Is this some conspiracy between the seniors and the principal?

Honestly. One more day that we have to get up at 5:30. One more day that we have to spend time away from home. While the older kids get to sleep as late as they want and go to bed as late as they want for an extra day. But we all end on the same day. Unfair.

inb4sophsjuniorsandseniorslaughing

 

[Kozmos]

I like it cold. You and I should move up North.

I like cold too guys. Wait for me!

 

[Nylan]

Mine began on the same day, but finishes a day later.

How do you end up with such long breaks? June until Septmeber is just... long.

Uh, mine started in May.

 

[Bigfoot3814]

Why the heck is there a goddamn extra day of school for freshmen? (6th graders too in my district's middle school) Is this some conspiracy between the seniors and the principal?

Yes. Yes it is.

To tell you the truth, that first day is a godsend to you freshies. If you want to spend your first day asking a guy that's been shaving since he was six which way it is to the bio room, you're in for an unpleasant surprise.

 

[Zelig]

It's frakkin HOT today!!! I do love my State, I truly do, but our summers suck big green donkey ... um ... tails.

Right now in Nome, AK it is 44 F (7 C). Why can't it be like that here???

Feel free to move up here, my province is looking for immigrants, and we're barely breaking 20 degrees.

You probably won't like the politicians here either, so you can carry on not voting for the big parties.

 

[bhsup]

I like it cold. You and I should move up North.

I like cold too guys. Wait for me!

North isn't even really mandatory. Leadville, CO rarely gets above the low-mid 70s in July and August, PLUS low humidity. One of the advantages of being one of the only handful of towns above 10,000 feet in America.

Feel free to move up here, my province is looking for immigrants, and we're barely breaking 20 degrees.

You probably won't like the politicians here either, so you can carry on not voting for the big parties.

As long as I would get to vote at all, we're cool!
"Because of the ocean's effect on the weather Nova Scotia is the warmest of the provinces in the Atlantic region. Nova Scotia also has a fairly wide but not extreme temperature range, a late and short summer, skies that are often cloudy or overcast; frequent coastal fog and marked changeability of weather from day to day.
THat sounds quite lovely, to be honest. I'm not a huge fan of too many sunny days.

 

[choxorn]

Come here if you don't like the sun, it hides behind the clouds 8 months every year.

 

[Godwynn]

North isn't even really mandatory. Leadville, CO rarely gets above the low-mid 70s in July and August, PLUS low humidity. One of the advantages of being one of the only handful of towns above 10,000 feet in America.

Bah, it's west of the Mississippi.

I think Wisconsin or New Hampshire would be decent.