Random Rants XI: This Title Actually Has Some Imagination
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Mormon's are all sterile didn't you know? They grow their ranks by drinking the blood of victim's.
Shekwan
Kim Chi Quaffing Celt
Why is it so ****ing cold. At least if it snowed it would be fun for a bit.
salty mud
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Is it -11C cold? If not, stop complaining, because it's worse here! 
Shekwan
Kim Chi Quaffing Celt
Is it -11C cold? If not, stop complaining, because it's worse here!
Yeah I just saw that on TV. Where is that? I think the coldest in Ireland is -5 in Cork.
-8 in Cavan
Bigfoot3814
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Are you guys having a contest or something?
We are never happier than when complaining about the weather.
J-man
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The coldest in Holland is -18 today (Celsius). I win 
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The coldest in Holland is -18 today (Celsius). I win
A couple days ago here it was -32 with windchill.
I win.
Kozmos
Jew Detective
Giving a chick your number isn't cheating. Really.
If you consider it is, anyone I know cheated so much I can't even remember.
Well it's not just that *rolls eyes* Using american terms, we went to third base. Oh and I think this one brunette my friend introduced me with via MSN is into me. I mean what the hells. It's like when your with someone you emit a bloody signal that your taken and that instantly makes everyone want you.
D'Artagnan59
The Gascon
Ugh.
My dad is quite possibly the most disgusting man I know.
I walk into the bathroom? What do I see?
My dad didn't flush the toilet. Normally, he doesn't flush when he pisses (it's still disgusting), but HE TOOK A DUMP AND DIDN'T FLUSH IT.
Dear God, why not just take a crap right in front of me. JUST BECAUSE YOU CLOG THE DAMN TOILET DOES NOT MEAN IT IS AN INSTANT EXCUSE TO NOT FLUSH IT. YOU FLUSH DOWN YOUR CRAP, WHETHER IT'S CLOGGED OR NOT. IF IT'S CLOGGED, GRAB A DAMN PLUNGER AND UNCLOG IT.
It's as simple as that. If it's clogged, plunge it and flush again. Why?
DAD, NOBODY WANTS TO SEE WHAT HAPPENS AFTER YOU DO NUMBER TWO. NOT EVEN YOUR FAMILY.
I mean, pissing without flushing is disgusting (unless there's some place where you can't SEE the piss), but this is just beyond disgusting. Taking a crap and LEAVING IT THERE is just wrong.
Lesson learned: If you want me to go through life without projectile vomiting, flush the damn toilet.
My dad is quite possibly the most disgusting man I know.
I walk into the bathroom? What do I see?
My dad didn't flush the toilet. Normally, he doesn't flush when he pisses (it's still disgusting), but HE TOOK A DUMP AND DIDN'T FLUSH IT.
Dear God, why not just take a crap right in front of me. JUST BECAUSE YOU CLOG THE DAMN TOILET DOES NOT MEAN IT IS AN INSTANT EXCUSE TO NOT FLUSH IT. YOU FLUSH DOWN YOUR CRAP, WHETHER IT'S CLOGGED OR NOT. IF IT'S CLOGGED, GRAB A DAMN PLUNGER AND UNCLOG IT.
It's as simple as that. If it's clogged, plunge it and flush again. Why?
DAD, NOBODY WANTS TO SEE WHAT HAPPENS AFTER YOU DO NUMBER TWO. NOT EVEN YOUR FAMILY.
I mean, pissing without flushing is disgusting (unless there's some place where you can't SEE the piss), but this is just beyond disgusting. Taking a crap and LEAVING IT THERE is just wrong.
Lesson learned: If you want me to go through life without projectile vomiting, flush the damn toilet.
Bigfoot3814
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Well I'd rather not have to experience that.
carmen510
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Rave: I got Axis & Allies 50th Anniversary Edition today!
Rant/Cons: For $90-100 USD, I got very detailed, but very few plastic figures. And many ships smaller than battleship are easily confused with one another. In-game currency is only one-sided and despite adding two new nations, the amount stayed the same compared to the older Revised Edition. There are way too many dice, I think there are like 12. We also never got an included bag to hold all the necessary chits (Cardboard pieces) that are needed for research, territory, etc.
Finally, the board is huge as hell, about 1/3 the size of my TV (A New Sony Flatscreen, I think 48'? Hard to put it anywhere.
Despite its flaws, its still an extremely good game. And the box art is great.
Rant/Cons: For $90-100 USD, I got very detailed, but very few plastic figures. And many ships smaller than battleship are easily confused with one another. In-game currency is only one-sided and despite adding two new nations, the amount stayed the same compared to the older Revised Edition. There are way too many dice, I think there are like 12. We also never got an included bag to hold all the necessary chits (Cardboard pieces) that are needed for research, territory, etc.
Finally, the board is huge as hell, about 1/3 the size of my TV (A New Sony Flatscreen, I think 48'? Hard to put it anywhere.
Despite its flaws, its still an extremely good game. And the box art is great.
D'Artagnan59
The Gascon
My stomach didn't turn.
I just don't like seeing somebody's feces in the toilet.
Also, I have a feeling my superintendent won't cancel school (even though the roads will be full of snow and ice). Hell, he only delayed school when TWO FEET hit.
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