Bigfoot3814
Deity
I'm sick like a dog. 

Hear let me spread the wealth cough,cough.
I also am sick and had to miss Classics today...The bad news is I'm sick too. The good news is I found an even more amazing place to sleep in the library.
I have already been sick and now I am as fit as a fiddle!
Watch as I turn somersaults for your amusement!
(The rant is that I don't get to rant about being sick)
Also, those little freaks are still stealing my seat. If they don't stop by next month, they're going to be laid out.
You have a time scale? I have to say, your organization and planning amazes me.
Make sure your plan includes a timetable for troop withdrawal, because I don't wanna be still hearing about this crapola till the summer gets here.Yes. Then, I shall plan...
Make the competition eat humble 3.14.
Also, those little freaks are still stealing my seat. If they don't stop by next month, they're going to be laid out.
Some idiot left an open can of tuna in the fridge. I've lost my appetite for lunch.