Random Rants XL: I'm having trouble growing my wood

[Skwink]

Turns out the other TV was playing Olympic coverage, specifically women's beach volleyball, the whole time. Instead of bikinis, I got Bill O'Reilly.

Too bad we can't combine Bill O'Reilly with bikinis.

 

[emzie]

My 6-day old power supply just blew up. It made a gunshot pop and then totally died. The lady on the phone wanted to know why I thought it was a blown capacitor. I told her the oozing gooey stuff coming from it was my hint.

Thankfully it didn't damage anything else!

 

[madviking]

My 'c' button is becomingly slightly broken.

 

[aimeeandbeatles]

I havent been too well as of late. My coordination keeps coming and going but mostly going. I cant even play my game anymore

Also my mother forgot to call the doctor.

 

[Takhisis]

Can't you call the doctor yourself? You are well enough to use a keyboard.

 

[aimeeandbeatles]

I cant speak on the phone. Even if I could Im not allowed.

 

[Takhisis]

Eh?

 

[aimeeandbeatles]

It doesnt matter any\aways I dotn know the phonenumber.Oh no theregoes my coordinatin again.

 

[GoodSarmatian]

I'm trying to translate articles from the Chinese wikipedia but I've only learned simplified characters and some articles use both simplified and traditional script. Sometimes you can see both in the same sentences. It's a mess.

 

[_random_]

Too bad we can't combine Bill O'Reilly with bikinis.

 

[Arakhor]

Uggghhh!!!

 

[ZeletDude]

I am feeling a bit down today

 

[choxorn]

Medic! I need some Brain Bleach over here!

 

[LegionSteve]

rant: nearly threw my laptop on the floor when I saw the image _random_ posted

argh, make it go away

 

[Takhisis]

 

[SouthernKing]

No amount of brain bleach can rid my mind of that abomination.

 

[Verarde]

Why did you have to quote it?!?!?!?! GAH!

 

[Takhisis]

Stop quoting it!!!!one11!

 

[azzaman333]

That's rather disturbing.

 

[Verarde]

Why. Did. You. Quote. It. Again.