Random Rants XL: I'm having trouble growing my wood

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If you meet a short-ish long-haired fellow with a Latin accent and next to no beard, chances are it's all cachaça.
 
Mango Elephant said:
Ok, I wasn't going to say a word but since you asked I'll talk about it.

I've been leading a guy on. I do not want to date him for various reasons however if I do I'll get drugs, alcohol and the beach and all that stuff is too good ... however I really DO NOT like this guy. Plus I don't want to hurt anybody.
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It's official: Gay men are just as evil and manipulative as straight women.
 
I have to agree with Visorlash here.
 
taillesskangaru said:
Mango, don't do drugs. Like, seriously.

You deserve better.
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thank you.

Visorslash said:
To be honest, screwing a guy for drugs/alco reeks of desperation on your part. Besides the fact its not really a good idea.
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Which is why I decided not to do it. He also likes me a lot so that was another factor because I'm not used to 'breaking up' with people and I don't want to hurt anybody. But I guess I'll have to.
 
Drugs are bad, mkay? Especially if you'll do sexual things to get them.
 
Doing sexual favours for anything is bad, man. Especially if it's to get intoxicated.
 
Mango Elephant said:
^ that's why I'm contemplating screwing this kid. I feel so bad though. He told me most people sleep with him because he has lots of drugs. I can believe that.
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I always considered drugs the lazy man's way of trying to feel good. There are much more exciting and thrilling things you can do in life.
 
Gamemaster77 said:
I always considered drugs the lazy man's way of trying to feel good. There are much more exciting and thrilling things you can do in life.
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How can life be exciting at all considering all it is is just an over-hyped, overrated hellhole? :(
 
I am over being in the car, and the heat!

I drove with my cousins to San Bernardino from Sonoma, then drove back yesterday, THEN I drove with a family friend to Monterey, 17 hours of driving in all.
Plus it was 108 in San Bernardino, flying is oh so much better..
 
ZeletDude said:
I am over being in the car, and the heat!

I drove with my cousins to San Bernardino from Sonoma, then drove back yesterday, THEN I drove with a family friend to Monterey, 17 hours of driving in all.
Plus it was 108 in San Bernardino, flying is oh so much better..
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[TSA Agent]Yep flying is so much better. Now, bend over.[/TSA Agent]
:p
 
The gym I go to has two groups of treadmill, with a TV in front of each cluster. When I got to the gym today, both TVs were on generic commercials. They usually just have CNN or Fox News on or something. Indeed my group's TV was playing the latter. Whatever, I usually ignore the TV and listen to music instead.

Turns out the other TV was playing Olympic coverage, specifically women's beach volleyball, the whole time. Instead of bikinis, I got Bill O'Reilly. :(
 
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