Random Rants XLIII: So Much Whinging Your Head May Explode

[Borachio]

Mine, I should point out, was a stupid question in the first place.

But, assuming mine was a bona fide question, what relevance did your question have to mine?

 

[JohannaK]

This conversation is over.

 

[Borachio]

Is it? Are you sure?

 

[Arakhor]

Well, you know what Freud said about the colour blue.

 

[Borachio]

I don't actually. What did he say? (Or must I go look it up? Freud isn't my favourite go-to guy.)

 

[cardgame]

I'm browsing CFC in blue right now :|

 

[ace99]

Almost committed a diplomatic incident, I came close to mistaking a mosque for a smoking room. In my defense they both look very similar, plain rooms no chairs with just men in there chilling. Insha Allah I realized before I went in. Otherwise you'd see "Dumbass American arrested in Middle East for being an idiot" on the news.

 

[The_J]

lolwut, where are you?
And should a big pile of shoes not be a pretty good indicator for that?


Own rant: Online dating, week #3: No love for christmas .

 

[Phrossack]

I HATE anti-realists and existential nihilists.

 

[Arakhor]

I don't actually. What did he say? (Or must I go look it up? Freud isn't my favourite go-to guy.)

It's a nice colour.

 

[Glassfan]

Good one!

 

[JohannaK]

I hate ya sis!

First pooping when I was naked and drying my hair, and now while I'm brushing my teeth you come in and pee in the same bathroom! WHAT DO YOU THINK? I DON'T WANT TO SEE YOU OR HEAR YOU PEE, R ANYTHING NASTIER!

 

[Takhisis]

You know, typing that post, I felt like an innuendo of an indescribable feeling of insanity, an incoherent and retorted force that pulled the strings leading my fingers all over the keyboard. You can see the result there, like some kind of obscure and insane poetry.

I think you mean 'crescendo', not 'innuendo', Mr. J.

I'm browsing CFC in blue right now :|

Black CFC FTW.

I hate ya sis!

First pooping when I was naked and drying my hair, and now while I'm brushing my teeth you come in and pee in the same bathroom! WHAT DO YOU THINK? I DON'T WANT TO SEE YOU OR HEAR YOU PEE, R ANYTHING NASTIER!

Move in with me.

 

[Arakhor]

Move in with me.

Don't Argentinians speak Castilian?

 

[The_J]

Mr. J.

God, please don't do that, you confuse me.

 

[Takhisis]

Don't Argentinians speak Castilian?

Sí.

God, please don't do that, you confuse me.

Ociffer, I drunk I am not swear!

 

[Tee Kay]

I hate ya sis!

First pooping when I was naked and drying my hair, and now while I'm brushing my teeth you come in and pee in the same bathroom! WHAT DO YOU THINK? I DON'T WANT TO SEE YOU OR HEAR YOU PEE, R ANYTHING NASTIER!

This made me laugh so hard. I'm sorry.

 

[JohannaK]

I think you mean 'crescendo', not 'innuendo', Mr. J.

Do I look like I care?

Move in with me.

No thanks I can't trust someone even more insane than I am.

This made me laugh so hard. I'm sorry.

U, sir, r evil

 

[rugbyLEAGUEfan]

Generic, unaddressed, all purpose Christmas texts. The scourge of the festive season.

 

[GenMarshall]

I hate ya sis!

First pooping when I was naked and drying my hair, and now while I'm brushing my teeth you come in and pee in the same bathroom! WHAT DO YOU THINK? I DON'T WANT TO SEE YOU OR HEAR YOU PEE, R ANYTHING NASTIER!

Too much info there :s.