Random Rants XLIII: So Much Whinging Your Head May Explode

[madviking]

You are at college living in a dorm. Be prepared to endure the plague for the next few weeks.

I got deathly ill right before finals last year.

 

[Joecoolyo]

You are at college living in a dorm. Be prepared to endure the plague for the next few weeks.

Guerrilla tactics must be used to overcome this enemy then!

...

its a shame i suck at guerrilla tactics

 

[Ajidica]

Guerrilla tactics must be used to overcome this enemy then!

...

its a shame i suck at guerrilla tactics

It is less guerilla tactics and more like full-on Best Korea style isolationism.

 

[Joecoolyo]

I am skipping lecture tomorrow to make up for my failure today to skip lecture.

KIM JONG-UN, BE MY GUIDE

 

[Phrossack]

That reminds me: I'm glad I'm almost impervious to illness.

But this is the rant thread, so I'd better atone for my positive comment: This week has gone on long enough. It needs to end.

 

[Tee Kay]

I long for the day with phones were just f'ing phones.

Smartphones can be useful sometimes, though I share the sentiment.

 

[JohannaK]

BlackBerries are the spawn of Satan. WHERE IS MY GOOD OLD NOKIA?

 

[rugbyLEAGUEfan]

Done!! 21 or so straight days of work done and dusted. Now holidays till end of December and Bali here we come.

Even got an hilarious e-mail from the villa manager guy saying in broken English responding to my request "yes, I will make sure the bloody cold Bintangs are in the fridge when you arrive"

Why rant? I'm sick as a dog in bed throwing up, cold chills all over me alternating with surges of sweating. I can unequivocally state that I am horrendously ill.

 

[JohannaK]

I'm going out on a limb here and say that this sure sucks.

 

[rugbyLEAGUEfan]

I'm going out on a limb here and say that this sure sucks.

Your outrageous leap of logic is proven sound.

 

[JohannaK]

My abilities are yet to be matched.

 

[Peck of Arabia]

3 hour video upload failed because YouTube could not process it. Twice.

I know my time isn't especially valuable, but come on!

 

[JohannaK]

Today is an undisputably bad day. I feel dumb, in a way. I was dumb this morning, failing to grasp the self-evident meaning of a word here, and now after trying to study for an exam I have in 15 minutes, I have become aware that my mind seems to be trying to hide behind thick mist while my brain is running two or three gears lower than usual.

In cobclusion: I cannot physically study and I have decided not to attend the exam. I am not willing to endure an hour of pain and stress to get the same result that I would get by not attending an exam which is worth 0.8 of the final mark.

 

[hobbsyoyo]

Done!! 21 or so straight days of work done and dusted. Now holidays till end of December and Bali here we come.

Even got an hilarious e-mail from the villa manager guy saying in broken English responding to my request "yes, I will make sure the bloody cold Bintangs are in the fridge when you arrive"

Why rant? I'm sick as a dog in bed throwing up, cold chills all over me alternating with surges of sweating. I can unequivocally state that I am horrendously ill.

Get well soon.

 

[Takhisis]

It is 73 °F in freaking December (that's 22 °C for those of you using the uncivilized scale.)

Seriously, WTH man. I want my damned snow and ice and whatnot.

Ah, you're teaching the uncivilised people how translate from the Fahreenheit scale to the civilised one. Good thinking. It must be some goodwill leftover from Thanksgiving…

I long for the day with phones were just f'ing phones.

Nokia 1100

My abilities are yet to be matched.

Is this a challenge? We shoudl organise an online poll and contest for this.

 

[JohannaK]

Perhaps we should. I'm free Tuesday, Friday, Caturday and Sunday. Then I want to study for the final exam of chemistry and pray for a miracle.

 

[aimeeandbeatles]

My mother "borrowed" $20 from my wallet without asking. And its not like I left my wallet out in the open. It was locked in my filing cabinet. The key to the filing cabinet was in my bag.

And I told her she has no business digging through my bag.

 

[Borachio]

Keep your money down your socks. Never take your socks off.

 

[Takhisis]

Or, rather, just keep your bag within sight at all times.

 

[JohannaK]

And away from your mother. I repeat, this is very important: AWAY FROM YOUR MOTHER.