Random Rants XLIX - IT CHAFES MY ARSE!!!

[ReindeerThistle]

Whoa

whoa

whoa

peanut butter bagels are awesome

especially if you toast the bagels first

QFT. Cheer up Sam.

 

[Phrossack]

I've been tired and zoned out all day, lost a completely awful soccer game 4-2, and now there's no sandwich meat in the fridge, so I have to make a cheap-arse peanut butter bagel for myself. And my younger bros already ate dinner without me.mThis day is just AWESOME

Could be worse. You could be stabbed.

I do wish I had younger brothers, though.

 

[Kennigit]

I had peanut butter bagels yesterday so you best not be knocking them, sounds like some fisty cuffs should be raised

 

[madviking]

peanut butter is amazing

 

[ReindeerThistle]

I had peanut butter bagels yesterday so you best not be knocking them, sounds like some fisty cuffs should be raised

No, we are devo-ing the Rants thread with Raves.

 

[aimeeandbeatles]

Well there goes another nights sleep.

 

[PlutonianEmpire]

Spoiler emo :

I seriously hate what I'm becoming.

I mean, like *seriously*.

I've spent my entire life railing against conservatives and bashing them. And of course, perceived prudes.

Now, I'm slowly turning into the kind of person I hate the most: Conservative and Prudish.

Guess the old adage "drift to the right as you age" rings true for some people after all; including me.


And I'm only friggin' 28; I can't be having an existential and/or mid-life crisis already.

 

[azzaman333]

It's not spring until next Caturday.

I think that, 90,7897543% of all lifeforms in Australia being poisonous, you might have some sort of allergy to one of them.

Every day is a Caturday

Seasons start at the first of the month here, not that stupid midway through the month bullspit that goes on in lesser countries.

Also, I'm pretty sure it's hay fever related, and as a result practically unavoidable.

 

[Takhisis]

Seasons start at the first of the month here, not that stupid midway through the month bullspit that goes on in lesser countries.

Seasons start according to day length. That emans you have to follow the solstices and equinoxes.

Also, I'm pretty sure it's hay fever related, and as a result practically unavoidable.

You see? If you had spring in its proper time, this wouldn't happen.

 

[ReindeerThistle]

@PE: you're too young to solve your midlife crisis the way I did.-- by dating someone twelve years younger. But when I was thirty, I helped solve a 42 year-old woman's midlife crisis.

Dont despair. We are free-thinking people. You'll be fine.

 

[Borachio]

Hohohooo. Those women in their forties! (Hold on to your hat.)

 

[Takhisis]

Once again, RT, why the hell don't you share?

 

[JohannaK]

yeah, man; you gotta share, you gotta care.

Spoiler :

Link to video.

 

[ReindeerThistle]

Hey, MLP does not belong on a Rants thread.

 

[ReindeerThistle]

Once again, RT, why the hell don't you share?

She will kill me if I post her pic. But she is beautiful at 57 now. And is a Red and I see her three to four times a week.

Tough bein' me!

 

[Borachio]

Oh.

I actually watched that video. My brain now seems to have...fri...ed.

But, seriously, MLP always reminds me of Gulliver and his Houyhnhnm.

 

[JohannaK]

Really though, that clip is supposed to be bad.

 

[Borachio]

Yes. That's what two of the characters say at the end of it. (I really did watch it all the way through.)

Unfortunately that didn't seem to rescue it.

It's just all so toe-curlingly cutsie twee. But then, honestly, I'm not a member of the target demographic.

 

[W|M]

Hey, MLP does not belong on a Rants thread.

That's the only place where it belongs.

 

[Phrossack]

That's the only place where it belongs.

Agreed. The Ponyist insurrection must be quarantined before it topples nearby governments.