RANDOM RANTS XLVI: Slightly More Than a Month-ly Edition #1

[ace99]

But it's just an effing font! Why do employers have to be such poopyheads? And why can't I use personal pronouns in my submitted manuscript? They're just words! I suggest taking a chill pill, Mr. Peer Reviewer.

Anyone who applies for a social service scholarship in comic sans has no one to blame but themselves when I trash it.

Same with people who send me 20 pages.

No mercy. There are plenty of more qualified applicants who aren't special snowflakes.

 

[Takhisis]

Then I'll post in Comic Sans MS until April Fools' Day is over.

 

[bhsup]

But it's just an effing font! Why do employers have to be such poopyheads? And why can't I use personal pronouns in my submitted manuscript? They're just words! I suggest taking a chill pill, Mr. Peer Reviewer.

IF you were looking to hire a secretary, would you hire someone coming in wearing a nice dress or business slacks or suit or whatever, or someone in torn jeans and a tank top? Appearance does matter.

 

[_random_]

My allergies make a decent Bob Belcher impression possible.

Edit: Wrong thread

 

[Takhisis]

IF you were looking to hire a secretary, would you hire someone coming in wearing a nice dress or business slacks or suit or whatever, or someone in torn jeans and a tank top? Appearance does matter.

Indeed! That's why using a decent font helps.

 

[Mathalamus]

I am not looking forward to tomorrow. it's April fools, and i hate pranks.

 

[Takhisis]

I wonder what new prank the Forummeisters will play on us this year. Last year's was inherently unfunny and insulting, let's hope they make up for it this year.

 

[Mathalamus]

I wonder what new prank the Forummeisters will play on us this year. Last year's was inherently unfunny and insulting, let's hope they make up for it this year.

what did they do last year?

 

[Takhisis]

OT split. We're verging on PDMA btw.

 

[rugbyLEAGUEfan]

If you`re all gonna try to have fun with fonts, then do it right people!

A font walks into a bar and orders a beer.

Bartender says "Sorry, we don`t serve your type around here"

 

[choxorn]

Then I'll post in Comic Sans MS until April Fools' Day is over.

Why do you hate freedom?

OT split. We're verging on PDMA btw.

Maybe they'll merge it for a joke this year.

 

[Takhisis]

Why do you hate freedom?

Don't be a dweeb, freedom's a lie perpetrated by our former colony of Nieuwe Amsterdam and its dependencies.

Maybe they'll merge it for a joke this year.

Hopefully.

 

[Joecoolyo]

Rant: HBOGO, why do you suck so much? Stop failing to load and let me watch Game of Thrones!

Gah, I'll just wait another hour. Good thing the Walking Dead was fantastic, should tide me over for a little bit.

 

[azzaman333]

Spend 3 nights camping with friends, end up hating myself more than ever. Sigh.

 

[aimeeandbeatles]

I think i said a couple months ago that i thought the admins would re-merge OT this April Fools just to mess with us

Well Ill find out in a couple hours anyways

I think last year they did the split on April Fool's just to screw with us

 

[GenMarshall]

While my theame is a Daedric Prince of Madness. If I may be out of character for a moment:

I sincerely LOATHE this day. Nothing but people lobbing vicious jokes at people.

 

[rugbyLEAGUEfan]

Nothing but people lobbing vicious jokes at people.

Tough neighborhood CG? This has never been my experience with April Fools Day

 

[choxorn]

My Physics professor's website is a crime against eyes.

 

[PlutonianEmpire]

Considering the trivial non-issues that tend to put you over the edge, you should shut up.

Frankly, my dear, I don't give a damn.

 

[Borachio]

<nvm>