RANDOM RANTS XLVI: Slightly More Than a Month-ly Edition #1

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Screw you.

 

[bhsup]

Dude, I got kicked from Fiftychat yesterday for saying I don't like mayonaise. And I stand by that. Frak mayonaise. You can't let this stuff get to your head.

screw the mcrib

I'll be wearing my special kicker boots tonight and looking for the both of you in chat. You have been warned.

 

[Borachio]

Versatile as I am, I can handle fasteners of various kinds.

 

[Takhisis]

Dude, I got kicked from Fiftychat yesterday for saying I don't like mayonaise. And I stand by that. Frak mayonaise. You can't let this stuff get to your head.

OK, you shall be punished.

 

[Borachio]

I'm quite fond of mayonnaise. But it has to be home-made. Not that chemical pasteurized stuff. So it's probably quite toxic with whatsit, that's in raw eggs.

 

[Takhisis]

Yolks?

 

[Borachio]

That's it!

Salmonella.

 

[hobbsyoyo]

I 100% agree with this. The joke was indeed lame.

It was unforgiveably bad. To be fair to myself though, that was the point: to be so lame, so stupid, so asinine that no one could take offense at it because it's preposterous on the face of it. I failed to account for sensibilities and the effects of repeated similar jokes. That is my fault and I am sorry for that.

 

[Visorslash]

Mayo is disgusting.

 

[madviking]

Mayo is awesome on sandwiches. Second best condiment to mustard.

 

[GenMarshall]

Mayo! ALL THE THINGS!!!!!

 

[JohannaK]

Mayo should be erased from the face of Earth.

 

[ace99]

Mayo for some, miniature American flags for the rest!

 

[JohannaK]

Mayonnaise was invented by a French chef because he had nothing else at hand but its ingredients for a feast to celebrate the French occupation of Menorca, which took place in the city of Maó (Mahón, Mahon, pronounced Mô by natives).

 

[madviking]

And hey, they discovered microwave cooking by accident too. Doesn't make it any less awesome.

 

[Takhisis]

Mayo is disgusting.

Sayeth the man from the posionous land.

Mayo is awesome on sandwiches. Second best condiment to mustard.

Mayo! ALL THE THINGS!!!!!

You, my friends, deserve upvotes.

Mayo should be erased from the face of Earth.

You want to betray His Majesty the King. OK, political liberties. You're gay. No prob. You like ponies. I can disable your avatar. You support a club with horrible colours that has generated a ton of gloryseekers and infests my sports programming. I can take that -sort of. But you've insulted mayonnaise. Beg for forgiveness or FACE THE CONSEQUENCES.

 

[JohannaK]

And hey, they discovered microwave cooking by accident too. Doesn't make it any less awesome.

My point is, Mayo cannot be a miniature American flag to anybody. Since its inception has absolutely nothing to do with America and it is widely consumed outside of it.

You want to betray His Majesty the King. OK, political liberties. You're gay. No prob. You like ponies. I can disable your avatar. You support a club with horrible colours that has generated a ton of gloryseekers and infests my sports programming. I can take that -sort of. But you've insulted mayonnaise. Beg for forgiveness or FACE THE CONSEQUENCES.

You're my favourite Argentinian

Behind Messi, of course.

Spoiler :

Even if you're not an Argentinian but a Scottish living in Argentina

 

[Takhisis]

My point is, Mayo cannot be a miniature American flag to anybody. Since its inception has absolutely nothing to do with America and it is widely consumed outside of it.

A miniature American flag is an annoyance at best. Mayonnaise is a gift from the gods that came to us through the French.

You're my favourite Argentinian

You're my favourite Spaniard

Behind Messi, of course.

I still stand out (he's so short).

 

[Phrossack]

I think the girl I really like might have a girlfriend.

Also, I have to write a short paper connecting Congress to corn subsidies, due midnight. Tonight.

Not. Good.

 

[PlutonianEmpire]

Spoiler whiny emo :

I have lost faith in the Kepler spacecraft and accompanying* mission. Really, the only thing that crosses my mind lately every time I check the thread on it on Extrasolar Visions II is, "*Sigh* What douchebaggery is the Kepler Spacecraft up to this time?" Last I checked, the latest glitch couldn't be fixed and resulted in a permanent performance decrease.

While there's an upcoming news briefing on Thursday or so regarding potential new discoveries, I think I can safely assume it's just more douchebaggery from the Kepler spacecraft.

Spoiler * :

I dunno why, but the spelling for that seems counter-intuitive, at least for me. Nonetheless, that was the spelling I got when I looked it up on dictionary.com.