RANDOM RANTS XLVI: Slightly More Than a Month-ly Edition #1

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Yesterday I made the mistake of attempting to drink alcohol. It was a terrible experience.
 
Yesterday I made the mistake of attempting to drink alcohol. It was a terrible experience.

I made the mistake of getting drunk precisely once. It was not a pleasant experience.
 
Yeah. Sinatra. He had OCD, didn't he? Took a shower 4 or 5 times a day. Or so I heard.

Dean Martin was the drinker though.

But when you think about it, soberly, drinking alcohol is just madness.
 
But when you think about it, soberly, drinking alcohol is just madness.

To quote another guy, Charles Bukowski, "That's the problem with drinking, I thought, as I poured myself a drink. If something bad happens you drink in an attempt to forget; if something good happens you drink in order to celebrate; and if nothing happens you drink to make something happen."
 
I'm getting an habit of getting home, grabbing a glass, a bottle of alcohol and a can of something not alcoholic and filling the first with a mix. Today, Vermouth Cinzano Rosso with Shweppes Indian Tonic. Not bad. Not as bad as Cinzano alone, I mean.
 
To quote another guy, Charles Bukowski, "That's the problem with drinking, I thought, as I poured myself a drink. If something bad happens you drink in an attempt to forget; if something good happens you drink in order to celebrate; and if nothing happens you drink to make something happen."

So I called up the Captain, "Please bring me my wine."
 
I'm getting an habit of getting home, grabbing a glass, a bottle of alcohol and a can of something not alcoholic and filling the first with a mix. Today, Vermouth Cinzano Rosso with Shweppes Indian Tonic. Not bad. Not as bad as Cinzano alone, I mean.

Believe me, alcohol is seriously addictive. You should try to not do this every day.
 
I just had a very little bit to see what it was like and spent the next hour and a half retching. I don't think that's having a 'good time.'
 
Oh don't get me wrong that happens to me too if I had too much. But don't let a little vomit get in the way of a good time.

How about the fact that the stuff was absolutely horrendous, made me nauseous, and made it feel like I put bleach in my digestive system? Not worth it.
 
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