Random Rants XLVIII: Worst. Thread Title. Ever!

[Arakhor]

I almost sexually assaulted todays host

I accidentally came out of the closet

Would these two be directly connected?

 

[JohannaK]

They are actually connected. Tho the first was gross overexaggeration. Gonna try to get some sleep. At my host's. While my hosts best friend and most probably homosexual partner sleeps in a bed below mine. I am so drunk I climbed atop of an unplugged fridge at least twice.

 

[Ajidica]

If you were at a party what are you doing posting on CFC?

 

[PlutonianEmpire]

Rant: Something weird's happening in my part of MN lately. A whole bunch of people are dropping like flies around the Sherburne County area the past several months (in manners horrible enough to make it onto the evening news and such). Being a fair bit superstitious, I'm paranoid something bad's gonna happen to either me or my family.

Spoiler :

(And yes, I live in Bachmann's district. )

 

[madviking]

If you were at a party what are you doing posting on CFC?

all the cool kids go to #fiftychat drunk

 

[JohannaK]

So I woke up minutes ago. I actually thought I was home until I realised someone was sleeping under me. And since I would rather be home by the time everyone wakes up, that's where I'm going. Though I leave with a big question: where the are my glasses? Since everyone was sleeping, the most polite thing was to do a quick search and leave, but it showed up nothing. So, I HAVE LOST MY GLASSES.

 

[madviking]

joank is reduced to nothing without his hipster frames

 

[JohannaK]

I am disappointed. This hangover is nothing but a mild headache. Frankly unimpressed I am. Also, madviking, it made for a fun trip going up the streets unable to read any signals.

 

[Joecoolyo]

Rant: Who knew tearing tickets and sweeping could be so exhausting?

Then again 7 hours is a lot of time.

 

[classical_hero]

I know it is winter, but right now it is too cold. It only made it to 15C, which is a temp we don't get down to often.

 

[classical_hero]

That was an exaggeration. But I am still too drunk. I accidentally came out of the closet, which is not inherently bad, but it is unwanted. Whatever.

You must have been so drunk to have entered into the closet in the first place.

 

[GenMarshall]

You must have been so drunk to have entered into the closet in the first place.

Could be worse, at least Tani wasn't in the closet when JoanK stumbled in.

 

[choxorn]

Finally got around to beating Halo 4 on Legendary.

It sucked. Or at least, most of it did. All of the Prometheans are just not fun to fight, especially on Legendary, and I effing hated the Knights. 343, you suck at making games.

 

[azzaman333]

Sleep pattern for the past week or so.

Go to bed at 7am, get up at 5pm.

Not good.

 

[Arakhor]

Also, madviking, it made for a fun trip going up the streets unable to read any signals.

You sound like you're short-sighted, so I'd advise staying off computers and suchlike until you find them again.

 

[JohannaK]

Why would I in any case, I have them back already.

 

[Arakhor]

Eye-strain or eye-fatigue caused by TV and PC monitors is greatly amplified when you're having to squint to see the screen in the first place.

 

[JohannaK]

Precisely because I'm short-sighted I see better in short distances.

 

[Arakhor]

So am I, but I'm amblyopic too (I have a lazy eye), so I really can't view computer screens properly without my glasses on.

 

[The_J]

Sleep pattern for the past week or so.

Go to bed at 7am, get up at 5pm.

Not good.

How the hell do you manage that?