Random Rants XLVIII: Worst. Thread Title. Ever!

[azzaman333]

How the hell do you manage that?

I avoid going to bed because reasons, and it ends up being 7am and I think "Oh crap I should really go to bed now"

 

[Takhisis]

Rant: Studying a lot. Nearing headache. Carpal tunnel as well. Oh {expletive indicating coitus} it.

So am I, but I'm amblyopic too (I have a lazy eye), so I really can't view computer screens properly without my glasses on.

Well, we can now call you Arakhorios Amblyopicos I, Patriarch of Rantia and Colossopolis.

 

[The_J]

I avoid going to bed because reasons, and it ends up being 7am and I think "Oh crap I should really go to bed now"

Oh well, that resolve itself as soon as you collapse, so no worries .

 

[_random_]

Sleep pattern for the past week or so.

Go to bed at 7am, get up at 5pm.

Not good.

Nah, 10 hours is pretty nice.

 

[Takhisis]

Maybe he's saying that he sleeps during our 7am to 5pm, therefore having to endure that 'sunlight' stuff?

 

[Gamemaster77]

Just heard that the PS4 will require subscribing to Playstation Plus for $50 a year to use online multiplayer. I guess that finishes off my full conversion to PC-only gaming. I'm not paying Sony $50 to connect to servers that they don't even host.

 

[SamSniped]

Bruins what are you doing staaaaahp. Get possessions.

 

[Arakhor]

Well, we can now call you Arakhorios Amblyopicos I, Patriarch of Rantia and Colossopolis.

Hey, no initial! I'm still alive and with no successor!

 

[JohannaK]

Yeah, of course *hides the knife* of course...

 

[Arakhor]

Yeah, of course *hides the knife* of course...

Hey, wait! You do realise that I'll have to adopt you before you do me in for your inheritance?

 

[classical_hero]

Precisely because I'm short-sighted I see better in short distances.

So am I, but even at normal sitting distance at the computer, I can't see the words properly.

 

[JohannaK]

Me neither. But I usually lean forward anyway.

Hey, wait! You do realise that I'll have to adopt you before you do me in for your inheritance?

I can deal with the struggle for succession.

 

[Arakhor]

Me neither. But I usually lean forward anyway.

And that's why I know have computer glasses, in order to sit at arms-length away and see the screen without straining my eyes.

I can deal with the struggle for succession.

Well, damn.

 

[madviking]

getting drunk at 1:30 was not part of my plan for today

 

[PlutonianEmpire]

Rant 1: My computer hates facebook for some reason. Every time I log on, the whole thing freezes (except audio, since windows media player keeps playing) for about two or three minutes before unfreezing.

Rant 2: REM sleep dreams are so cruel sometimes.

 

[Arakhor]

Don't go on Facebook then. Your computer doesn't crash and you don't waste inordinate amounts of time playing silly games and socialising with people you're never going to meet.

 

[PlutonianEmpire]

Don't go on Facebook then. Your computer doesn't crash and you don't waste inordinate amounts of time playing silly games and socialising with people you're never going to meet.

I don't play facebook games. Any and all apps and games invites are immediately blocked. And out of all my listed friends, only 3 of them I've never met in person.

 

[classical_hero]

Me neither. But I usually lean forward anyway.

For me to see without my glasses I would almost have to have my nose touching the screen. That is how bad my eyes are.

 

[madviking]

drunk at 2pm. this isn't good.

 

[Tee Kay]

OT is still a wretched hive of scum and villainy I see.