Random Rants XLVIII: Worst. Thread Title. Ever!

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I just realized that the account number for my natural gas account ends in 666! I tried to call but cannot get a live person at 6am :(
 
Well, don't phone at 6.16 am either.
 
V, it's just an outward manifestation of your Unitarianism.
 
Some of my best Quakers are Friends.

Rant: got brand new, fresh out of the package replacement battery for my mp3 smart player. Charged it, as instructed for 6 hours. Turned it on, and as soon as I put the wireless on, battery drained to 10% in about a half hour. :p.
Silver lining: company rep will contact me about the player...
Also getting a battery to replace the cheapie.

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You're reaping the benefits of capitalism. :D
 
You're reaping the benefits of capitalism. :D

Oh, stop it! :P

I am getting what it rightfully mine -- that for which I shelled out hard-earned cash, and overcoming the foibles of capitalist crises of overproduction and substandard profit-driven production.

"Capitalism is #$@!*$#&!" -- Karl Marx (paraphrased from 3 volumes of Capital, plus Grundrisse, Contribution to the Critique of Political Economy, ad nauseum.
 
They won't change it...

Then you are bound for the lake of fire, my friend. Say hello to the Fallen Angel. Are you an engineer? They don't have may there....

Sent via mobile from the First Circle (c.f. Solzhenitsyn book of the same name...)
 
But they have many architects.
 
The promoter sequence for Achlya ambisexualis Hsp90 is being a crafty bastard.
 
Just got home. All nice, except my mother called me a hour ago, that is 6:30AM. Goddammit, sleep and don't care that much!
 
You don't live at home then? I thought you did.
 
No I do. She called me becaus I wasnt home yet. But she is always like "go out more", but then she monitors my time of arrival and stuff and she frequently sends me a lot of meaningless messages and its frankly exhausting.

Also my friends dragged me to the seediest gaybar in town. T'was not bad, but was Foam Party night. I cannot stand foam. Which is a pity, because there was this cute Taiwanese guy who tried to drag me downstairs to the foam covered area, with dubious intention. Could have been fun.
 
I hate foam with a passion, so I see where you're coming from. Then again, I really don't do hot and sticky either, so I'm a lost cause. :)
 
Just got home. All nice, except my mother called me a hour ago, that is 6:30AM. Goddammit, sleep and don't care that much!

No I do. She called me becaus I wasnt home yet. But she is always like "go out more", but then she monitors my time of arrival and stuff and she frequently sends me a lot of meaningless messages and its frankly exhausting.

Also my friends dragged me to the seediest gaybar in town. T'was not bad, but was Foam Party night. I cannot stand foam. Which is a pity, because there was this cute Taiwanese guy who tried to drag me downstairs to the foam covered area, with dubious intention. Could have been fun.

You're a teen living at home and you're wondering why your mom called you at 5:30am wondering where you were?! Kids these days...
 
Don't be too harsh, VRWC. He's young and carefree, so let him have a gay old time. :p
 
Rant to Rave: Rant first: effin' brand new battery reduced to 50% in ten minutes with the wi-fi on. The manufacturer rep calls when I am out, roommate answers (rather than let the machine get it) just out of the shower and I don't get the message. Now I wait for a call back about a $200 mp 3 player which has now cost me in labour hours (at $250/ hour of my time) about $1000.
Rave: may get to go see my sick friend in NJ in a couple weeks. :)
 
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