Random Rants XLVIII: Worst. Thread Title. Ever!

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rugbyLEAGUEfan said:
It turns out Sharknado was on TV here two days ago. I have been storming around the office, lambasting my co-workers, venting along the lines of "WHY WAS I NOT INFORMED!"
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I is my unlearned opinion that this purported obligation to inform the boss about selachimorphic metereological event-based filmography is not part of the contractual synalagma.
 
Of course, you could learn me better.
 
OK, so far, as a Car Salesman, you've been Lawful Evil. Now… you're going Chaotic Evil?
 
rugbyLEAGUEfan said:
I`ve just been informed by a colleague that it stars Ian Ziering! I`m gonna lose it soon:mad:
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Their could be a movie worth watching called Chupacabra. Here is the synopsis from Foxtel.
Long synopsis: Something strange is happening in San Antonio, Texas. Members of rival drug cartels are turning up dead with every drop of blood siphoned from their bodies. It falls on veteran DEA Agent Carlos Seguin to find out who or what is behind the killings. The investigation leads him to a truth that neither his office nor other police departments will accept a rampaging pack of Chupacabras are loose in the Texas desert and heading towards town. Unable to get the full support of authorities, Carlos enlists the aid of a quirky assortment of gangbangers led by his estranged son. With the added help of a few DEA agents, father and son unite to protect their city. The battle with the mythical monster-dogs takes them into the historic Alamo, when man and beast must fight to the death.
 
The first three sentences would have sufficed. I mean, you could imagine the rest of it from the title. :p
 
Stupid bloody body alarm. :mad: It's Sunday day of rest day. I have no need to be up at 6:30am.
 
You tell me. Went to bed past 1 AM, woke up at 8 AM, I mean WHYYYYY? I HAVE ANOTHER HOUR AND A HALF TO SLEEP.
 
I don't know what to do about this poor cat. The cat our neighbor tries to feed has a giant open wound on it's face. It's bleeding and and has gotten worse. We called animal control during business hours and no one answered or returned our message. A quick look at their website says we have to pay a $40 deposit for a cat-trap and then set it ourselves. I really don't want to do that, I'd much rather the experts take care of that. I also can't tell if the shelter is no-kill. I don't want to turn it in only to have it get killed. I just want to help the poor thing as the woman who 'feeds' it obviously doesn't give a rats-ass. Hell, the cat doesn't even get to eat the food she puts out for it because of the coons, possums and formerly a muskrat which is now roadkill.
 
hobbsyoyo said:
I don't know what to do about this poor cat. The cat our neighbor tries to feed has a giant open wound on it's face. It's bleeding and and has gotten worse. We called animal control during business hours and no one answered or returned our message. A quick look at their website says we have to pay a $40 deposit for a cat-trap and then set it ourselves. I really don't want to do that, I'd much rather the experts take care of that. I also can't tell if the shelter is no-kill. I don't want to turn it in only to have it get killed. I just want to help the poor thing as the woman who 'feeds' it obviously doesn't give a rats-ass. Hell, the cat doesn't even get to eat the food she puts out for it because of the coons, possums and formerly a muskrat which is now roadkill.
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Hard to do the right thing, you know... I got nothin'. Last cat I fed who stuck around I gave to the neighbor and the cat is fine, now. Keep looking.

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So apparently I'm going to some aircraft museum in Ohio this weekend with my friend and his family. I lost interest in planes years ago, and this'll cost me at least $50 (I have very little money), I don't always like being with his family, and I could use this weekend to hang out with some friends I don't see too often. But I must've agreed to go some time in the past and forgotten about it, because they're convinced I'm going and it would come as an unpleasant surprise if I told them I changed my mind.

Not good.
 
VRWCAgent said:
Stupid bloody body alarm. :mad: It's Sunday day of rest day. I have no need to be up at 6:30am.
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Thanks to my ludicrous (and irregular) working hours these past couple of weeks I find it hard to sleep before midnight and I wake up before five. I had maybe five nights of sleep in July. Usually I just sleep three to four hours during the night and take two or three naps during the day. The weathe doesn't help either.
 
I've become a night-owl. Usually this wouldn't be a problem, but I'm trying into a normal routine of being awake at day to actually get stuff done instead of just haunting the house at night.
 
Spoiler emo over trivial crap :
Zelig said:
Nope.
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Ouch. :(

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